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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 318095" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue">You are mine</span></p><p></strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">One fat guy - goes to a popular GYM after he sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">kilograms on the first day.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">They lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a minute. He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and out steps a beautiful girl, with a sign saying</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">"If you catch me, I'm yours."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed. Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">And just as he's about to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears through a door.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">In comes the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him. Sure enough, he lost exactly 5kg.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">He's back on the street and starts to think. "God, I was so close to catching her. If I had a little more time... So he races back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 20 more kg."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">"No problem," says the manager.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">Again he is led to the large gym. This time he's</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">standing by the door when it opens.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">Out comes a Gorilla with a sign,</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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