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<blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 9276636" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">A young girl missed her period for two months..very worried the mother goes to a drugstore to buy a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting and cursing , crying the mother says," who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house, a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl and tell him: " Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem, however I cant marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take my responsibility. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a town house, a beach villa and a 1 million $ bank account. If it is a boy my legacy will be a couple of factories and a 2 million $ bank account, If it is twins , a factory and a 1 million $ each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I should do?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue">At this point, the father who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, <strong>" You can try again!".</strong> </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gayankuwait, post: 9276636, member: 312790"] [SIZE=3][COLOR=blue]A young girl missed her period for two months..very worried the mother goes to a drugstore to buy a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting and cursing , crying the mother says," who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house, a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl and tell him: " Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem, however I cant marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take my responsibility. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a town house, a beach villa and a 1 million $ bank account. If it is a boy my legacy will be a couple of factories and a 2 million $ bank account, If it is twins , a factory and a 1 million $ each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I should do?" At this point, the father who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, [B]" You can try again!".[/B] [/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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