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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 3812209" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black">When <span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">asked to your address, your answer begins with http://</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">You chat with your fingers, not your mouth.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">You use Netscape 8, and you check every week whether version 8 was released.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">You know the difference between Java and Javascript.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/you-know-when.html</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">In order to watch CNN you move </span></span>to <span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">www.cnn.com</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black">On <span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">your business card the e-mail appears before the phone number.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">You can perfectly imitate the sound pattern of your modem connecting to your ISP.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">You can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":-)" title="Smile :-)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":-)" />.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">You are told about a new program, and you are disappointed to find that it is a TV program.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">You wake up at 3 a.m. To go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back </span></span>to bed.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 3812209, member: 49393"] [COLOR=#010158][FONT=arial][COLOR=black]When [COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]asked to your address, your answer begins with http://[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]You chat with your fingers, not your mouth.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]You use Netscape 8, and you check every week whether version 8 was released.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]You know the difference between Java and Javascript.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/you-know-when.html[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]In order to watch CNN you move [/COLOR][/COLOR]to [COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]www.cnn.com[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]On [COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]your business card the e-mail appears before the phone number.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]You can perfectly imitate the sound pattern of your modem connecting to your ISP.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]You can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than :-).[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]You are told about a new program, and you are disappointed to find that it is a TV program.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]Not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]You wake up at 3 a.m. To go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back [/COLOR][/COLOR]to bed.[/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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