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Message: <blockquote data-quote="deffa" data-source="post: 5208" data-attributes="member: 57">1) What is a KISS? It's an upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that will lead to  further  PENETRATION with fast ACCELERATION that will build next GENERATION.2) Latest Statistics: What men do after sex? 2% eat . 3% smoke  cigarettes. 4% take shower ..5% go to sleep . 86% get up and go back home to their wives.3) Why is your dick better than a credit card?   1.Once spent recharges itself.   2.It is accepted worldwide.   3.You can let your wife use it as much as she wants.4) LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our  neigh bor's son has a penis like a peanut!    MUM: You mean it's small?    LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!!5) A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing.6) A man was carrying 3 babies in a train. The lady sitting next to him asked : Are they your babies?MAN: No,I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS.7) Women top 5 lies:   5. I am a virgin.     4. It is so big.   3. I can't do that to my best friend.   2. I won't gain weight after marriage   1. I am coming! I am coming!!!8) A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You want to play  magic. She says: What is that? He says: We go Home, screw, and then you disappear.9) What is the closest thing to a woman's period?Your SALARY... It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn't come, you are F*CKED!!!10 ) Teacher asked : Which part of the body goes to heaven first?  A Kid replied : The legs...because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING".11) Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school?     Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say     " TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY".12) What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain??Answer : When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY... IT'S SHOWTIME.13) AGES OF VAGINA :  &n bsp;  -16 to 19   BRAND NEW.     -20 TO 28 SLIGHTLY USED     -29 TO 36 SECOND HAND     -37 TO 45 SUBJECT TO REPAIR     -46 TO 55 FOR LUBRICATION     -56 TO 60 TOTAL WRECK     -61 TO 70 CLOSED FOR RENOVATION!!!!!!!14) MUM: Didn't I tell you if stranger touches your breast say "DON'T". And if he touches your pussy say STOP!     GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him     DON'T STOP!!!!"15) GIRLS REACTION TO PENIS SIZES     9 INCHES - Oh Shit, pain!!     7 INCHES - Oh, I'm in heaven     6 INCHES - OH PERFECT     5 INCHES - UMMMM OK     4 INCHES - PUSH MORE     3 INCHES - IS THAT IN???     2 INCHES - IDIOT!! JUST USE YOUR TONGUE!!!</blockquote>

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