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<blockquote data-quote="lewas" data-source="post: 1070838" data-attributes="member: 67425"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue">A man was seated in his newly built office when he heard a knock on the door.</span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue"> A young man walked in. </span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue">Wanting to impress the visitor, the man in the office picked up his phone and shouted....</span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue">"yes..dont you understand simple english?Pass on that message to the president", and slammed the phone down. </span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue">Then looking irritably at the visitor who was patiently waiting, he barked...</span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue">"What do you want?"....</span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue">"Nothing sir".....the young man replied.....</span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #ff6666"><span style="color: blue">"I just came to install your telephone"...... <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="lewas, post: 1070838, member: 67425"] [B][FONT=georgia][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue]A man was seated in his newly built office when he heard a knock on the door.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue] A young man walked in. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue]Wanting to impress the visitor, the man in the office picked up his phone and shouted....[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue]"yes..dont you understand simple english?Pass on that message to the president", and slammed the phone down. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue]Then looking irritably at the visitor who was patiently waiting, he barked...[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue]"What do you want?"....[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue]"Nothing sir".....the young man replied.....[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia][SIZE=2][COLOR=#ff6666][COLOR=blue]"I just came to install your telephone"...... :lol:[/COLOR] :lol: [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=#ff6666][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][SIZE=2][/SIZE] [B][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=#ff6666][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][SIZE=2][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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