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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rith" data-source="post: 4532941" data-attributes="member: 21277"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a  loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">He slams the door and returns to bed.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">'Who was that?' asked his wife.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers. </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">'Did you help him?' she asks.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it's wee-ing down out there!'</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife.  'Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?  I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!'</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">The man, being married, does as he is told, of course, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">'Yes,' comes back the answer.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband. </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">'Where are you?' asks the husband.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: Purple">'Over here on the swing,</span>' replied the drunk</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

Verification: Nawa warak dahaya keeyada? (Namaya wadi kireema dahaya)

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