Most interesting, Most Hilarious quotes in Elakiri Religious Section

[ela_eluwa120]

Being a reader of EK Religious section for nearly one year, I have come across with some interesting, insightful, and funny quotes in this religious section.
This thread is a collection of them.


Quotes by Mononoke

Poor misguided child, what follows death is this

And large fonts don't make you smarter, if anything highlights your ignorance.

The Truth Beyond Truth


God introduces a new bird


calling a guy monocock isn't an insult. Unless, you have defective equipment

True, but they also seem to be doing a damn good job making sure humanity hands the world over to dolphins by 2050. Maybe the dolphins were always in charge.
So long, and thanks for the fish!


This junk has been hacked to death. Why are you guys bringing this up again?
And no, the the big bang is not an explosion.



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[ela_eluwa120]

Quotes by senator

Those with no grey matter inside their skull believe in it.

hafizsaad,
I doubt it very much whether your single-handed campaign to convert others to Islam is going to succeed.

Others don't have to prove what you said is wrong. On the contrary, you have to prove what you said is right.

Right at this moment, I have nothing to add.


They never eat meat.
So, how about protein?
I don't know. Just ask them.



Look around carefully.
Shit of plant eating animals is nice.
Example - Goma, Elu beti, Ali beti, Aspa beti, etc., etc.
Shit of meat eating animals is horrible.
Example - Balu goo, balal goo, kabara goo, etc., etc.


Mae pacha kiyawana kota Bauddayanta hari jolly. Meva pattara pacha. Namuth kiyavana apita jolly.

Certainly I did not create Allah. But Muslims did.

By the way, I chose the font comic sans coz the whole thread is comical.
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[Prothean]

I thought it was some kind of Japanese television series.

 

[Rovin]

 

[ela_eluwa120]

Quotes by ex-muslim Ahmed

my current religion is none of your business. I have left islam and thats it. I am sking a simple explanantion. answer that.


really?? ithin umbe P* *a hinanvena tharan loku vune, mosque eke immam hambenna havasata havasata giyaata passeda ??



thankx siraj , JUJUPS parsne UGURE HIRA vuna neda???

with saudi money he has become a INSTANT SCIENTIST -he knows sht about science.


Listen folks! Just like one Santa gives all the world's kids' presents for Christmas, one Satan stays in all sleeping folks' noses all night!!! Its true, Mo says so, must be so!

පුක පලාගෙන පොලු එනවලු! බලාගෙන. හික් හික් හික්z


ha ha so god only knew arabic?? god (dog) didnt knew that there are other languages existing.?? gods knowledge seem to be very narrow??


Intelligence agencies in SL should look in elakiri for more jihadists

"කොන නැති දා" ඉස්ලාමීය ද්විමාසික සඟරාව බලාපොරොත්තු වන්න



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[ela_eluwa120]

Quotes by amila_90210

Already discussed and already failed
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[ela_eluwa120]

Quotes by AncientGlory

why assume your God is true

I claim that Flying Spaghetti Monster(FSM) is the true creator of the universe.

Satan is God according to my newest believes.

Don't repeat this copy paste stuff.

I give up. You are right.


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[suranga84]

 

[Kalindugayan]

mamanam oya section eka balannema na
wali godai

 

[ela_eluwa120]

mamanam oya section eka balannema na
wali godai

ඉහි ඉහි

 

[ela_eluwa120]

I thought it was some kind of Japanese television series.

මොකක්ද

 

[Odel]

U THINK ITS COMICAL

BUT ITS NOT!

THINK THINK

GO THRU ALL RELGUNZ AND FIND THE TRUTH!