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75yr old couple at a candle-light dinner
Wife-its so romantic...I can feel d warmth in my boobs!
Husband- Ofcourse u can... they r hanging in ur soup...!
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Girls dont dress up to impress guys. Girls dress up to out dress other girls. If they want to impress guys,
they would just walk around naked!
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What a woman says...
This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and You'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears...
blah blah blah blah blah C'MON! YOU AND I blah blah blah blah! blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!
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A bus stopped and 2 men got on.
They sat down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores
them at first, but her
attention is galvanised when she heard
one of them saying the Following: ..."Emma come first. Den I come. Den two
asses come together. I come once-a-
more! .
Two asses, they come together again. I
come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more,
"You
foul-mouthed sex obsessed
pig." She retorted indignantly. "In this
country. we don't speak aloud
in public places about our sex lives." "Hey, coola down lady." Said the man.
"Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa
tellin' my frienda how to spell
'Mississippi'."
75yr old couple at a candle-light dinner
Wife-its so romantic...I can feel d warmth in my boobs!
Husband- Ofcourse u can... they r hanging in ur soup...!
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Girls dont dress up to impress guys. Girls dress up to out dress other girls. If they want to impress guys,
they would just walk around naked!
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What a woman says...
This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and You'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears...
blah blah blah blah blah C'MON! YOU AND I blah blah blah blah! blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!
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A bus stopped and 2 men got on.
They sat down and engage in ananimated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores
them at first, but her
attention is galvanised when she heard
one of them saying the Following: ..."Emma come first. Den I come. Den two
asses come together. I come once-a-
more! .
Two asses, they come together again. I
come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more,
"Youfoul-mouthed sex obsessed
pig." She retorted indignantly. "In this
country. we don't speak aloud
in public places about our sex lives." "Hey, coola down lady." Said the man.
"Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa
tellin' my frienda how to spell
'Mississippi'."
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