ලස්සන SMS

[djprabhath]

ඔන්න යාළුවන්ට SMS ටිකක් අරන් ආවා....

cmnt 1k දාල යන්න...

කැමති නම් REP දෙන්න................


** DIGU DESA** AL REMIX

Admission dutuwama,
Andenawa thani ahata,
Kelapu pissuwe tharama,
Mage hithata amathakada,
Prathipalaya ena kaale,
Koheda mama hangenne,
Ida denna obe niwase,
Nawathinna mata mithure............

 

[djprabhath]

Seethala sulagata susuman helanepa..
Mal pethi agata kadulak ek karan epa,
Mathaka gee pothe kawi pada makan epa,
GOOD MORNING thawanam nidiyanna epa.........

 

[djprabhath]

Mama duppath thamai... MAma godak amaruwen oyawa mage kara gaththe, Mama yana hamathanakama wage oyath awa... Dawasakda api dennama pansal giya mathakada? Oya maath ekkama hitiye mage hewanalla wage.. Mama budukutiyata yaddi oyata eliyen nawathinna una... ane mama aapahu eddi oya naa... Mama wedanawa iwasanna barimathana mehema kaagahuwa........


Kauda yakoo pansale "SEREPPU" ussana eka.....?

 

[nimesha@hmm]

me wage gon ewata mona rep da gon buruwooo.thoge ata gala balapana an 2k awilla da kiyala

 

[djprabhath]

me wage gon ewata mona rep da gon buruwooo.thoge ata gala balapana an 2k awilla da kiyala

Thnx macho cmnt 1kata.............

 

[djprabhath]

POLICE-Ta
119

LOVE -TA
143

FRIEND-TA
6669

AIRTEL-TA
075

DIALOG-TA
077

MOBITEL-TA
071

ETISALAT-TA
072

HUTCH-TA
078

BUT

DUKATA,
AADARETA
SATTHUTATA,
YALUKAMATA,
SAHODARA KAMATA,
OONEMA DEEKATA,
EKAMA NUMB 1KA,
07********
Athidatath Nathidatath dukedith sathutedith lagama inna Fit1ka.....

 

[djprabhath]

boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|
boy: am i so good??? :O

girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off ;/

 

[djprabhath]

Man sent SMS to his BOSS:

"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

 

[chami_84]

Man sent SMS to his BOSS:

"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

 

[djprabhath]

Man went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

MAN:
"1 Pizza, sandwich, & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

MAN:"No,No..7-Up!

 

[djprabhath]

A Small Boy Took A Knife
And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand..
After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly..
Why ???
.
.
.
Paining ???
.
.
.
No !!
.
.
.
Then ???
.
.
.
Spelling Mistake !!!

 

[sachinpumps]

Man went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

MAN:
"1 Pizza, sandwich, & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

MAN:"No,No..7-Up!

hahaha ela ela!

 

[Crazyeranga]

elaz macho rep ++

 

[djprabhath]

elaz macho rep ++

Thnx Machoooooooooo

hahaha ela ela!

Thnxxxx Broooooo

 

[djprabhath]

Woman is like blue tooth ,
U r next 2 her,
she stays connected,
u go away,
she finds new device

Man is like wi-fi,
many devices can connect 2him at a time

 

[djprabhath]

Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her
"Hi,wat ru doin?"
His honest reply,"MISSING U"

 

[Double S]

Maxxane......

 

[djprabhath]

Maxxane......

Thnxx Machoooooo

 

[djprabhath]

What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?

The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)

but at the same time

Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)

 

[praveenKF]

Patta machan elakiri ma thamai