Funny Definitions for IT people

bigsmoke239

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  • Jan 14, 2010
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    Definitions of Designations:-




    • Project Manageris a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
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    • Developeris a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
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    • Onsite Coordinatoris one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
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    • Marketing Manageris a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
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    • Resource Optimization Teamthinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
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    • Documentation Teamthinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
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    • Quality Auditoris the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
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    • Testeris a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.
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    • HR Manageris a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!
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    • Clientis the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
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    whizzkid

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    seriously, though this is mixed with humour, this is the reality of IT industry...at least, in Sri Lankan context.... :D :D :D