Those will not work, lol. I'm telling this as an interviewer of my mom's business. (Spoken English teacher, principal, ...). And I just read their CVs and asked them questions to prove what they stated in English + gave them a serious case of a drug-addicted student who nearly punches you in front of the parents' meeting + a school sub-director who asks you for school funds as a loan in front of the school (principal position).