A little boy was doing his math homework.
He said to himself , “Two plus five , the son of a b!tch is seven.
Three plus six , the son of a b!tch is nine..."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped , "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered , "I'm doing my maths homework , Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes , " he answered.
Infuriated , the mother asked the teacher the next day , "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied , "Right now , we are learning addition."
The mother asked , "And are you teaching them to say two plus two , the Son Of a b!tch is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing , she answered ,
"What I taught them was , two plus two , THE SUM OF WHICH , is four."
He said to himself , “Two plus five , the son of a b!tch is seven.
Three plus six , the son of a b!tch is nine..."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped , "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered , "I'm doing my maths homework , Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes , " he answered.
Infuriated , the mother asked the teacher the next day , "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied , "Right now , we are learning addition."
The mother asked , "And are you teaching them to say two plus two , the Son Of a b!tch is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing , she answered ,
"What I taught them was , two plus two , THE SUM OF WHICH , is four."
