James Bond in heaven

[Dreamworks_naveen]

M sends James Bond on a secret mission to heaven. When M doesn't hear from Bond for over a day, he gets worried and calls up heaven.

The Virgin Mary picks up the phone and says "Virgin Mary speaking. "M asks her if Bond has reached there yet. She replies that he hasn't.

M waits another few hours and calls heaven back again. "Virgin Mary speaking," comes the response. "Is James there yet?" asks M. Again the answer is no.

M is really worried by this time but he waits for a few more hours and then calls heaven back again.

"Hello, Mary speaking !"

 

[twisted]

lmao

 

[truth4L]

LOL thats a gud one bro...

 

[thm14]

virgin part missing?

 

[truth4L]

virgin part missing?

james came ne ban..

 

[kosandpol]

so James Bond is the father of Jesus ?
Somehow that makes sense..

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

so James Bond is the father of Jesus ?
Somehow that makes sense..

Hey don't insult other religions k?

 

[¤--bACarDi--¤]

Rep ekak denna watinawa

 

[thm14]

so James Bond is the father of Jesus ?
Somehow that makes sense..

well then Jesus never inherited his father's qualities i guess
like bonning every woman he comes to meet with strange (no offense)

 

[kosandpol]

Hey don't insult other religions k?

You just said James Bond f*cked the Virgin Mary and you got the balls to tell me not to insult other religions ??

 

[truth4L]

well then Jesus never inherited his father's qualities i guess
like bonning every woman he comes to meet with strange (no offense)

lolz true

 

[twisted]

so James Bond is the father of Jesus ?
Somehow that makes sense..

lol which part ? abandoning part?

 

[kosandpol]

lol which part ? abandoning part?

the ability to get himself in to trouble.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

You just said James Bond f*cked the Virgin Mary and you got the balls to tell me not to insult other religions ??

Where did that mentioned machan?

 

[Sumi84]

ela ela.....

 

[twisted]

the ability to get himself in to trouble.

lol name has it james boned.

 

[kosandpol]

Where did that mentioned machan?

that was the punch line of your joke.
Virgin Mary becomes just Mary after Bond had his way with her.

Dont try to act like you didnt know your own joke.

 

[twisted]

Where did that mentioned machan?

you either pretend not to understand the story or you are plain stupid...

 

[gtkisaru]

must be some other "Virgin Mary" neda? hikzz

 

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