♦♦♦ Funny,Love ,Adult SMS Thread ♦♦♦

[Inshaffadhil]

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddys lap

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"Virginity is not Dignity..
not security..
nor a sign of purity..
It is..........
.........the lack of opportunity"

 

[Inshaffadhil]

I wrote ur name on the sands ,
it got washed away
I wrote ur name in air ,
it got blown away
So I wrote ur name in my heart ,
I got a HEART ATTACK

 

[blacktarzan]

nice
thanks bro
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[Planthis]

C'mn. go on bro......

 

[Inshaffadhil]

God saw me hungry he created pizza he saw me thirsty he created pepsi he saw me in dark he created light and he saw me without girl friend he created u now it is the time 2 love me
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3-2 = 1 Heart Praying 4 u. 1 + 1 = 2 Eyes Looking 4 U. 3 + 2 = 5 Senses Missing U. 4 + 3 = 7 Days in Week, I MISS U.

 

[Inshaffadhil]

A GIRL T-SHIRT HAD A PICTURE OF A CAR MIRROR ON IT.GUESS WHAT WAS WRITTEN ON IT?
OBJECT BEHIND THE MIRROR ARE LARGER THAN THEY APPEAR
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Last night I wanted to send you a msg,
But all I could write was,
noh ss!w !.
It didnt make mush sense
Until I read it upside down....

meka aththatama patta

 

[Planthis]

Last night I wanted to send you a msg,
But all I could write was,
noh ss!w !.
It didnt make mush sense
Until I read it upside down....

meka aththatama patta

 

[thilangr8]

"Virginity is not Dignity..
not security..
nor a sign of purity..
It is..........
.........the lack of opportunity"

maxXA!!!!

 

[Inshaffadhil]

Want to see a hot girl bathing?
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You wasted so much time pressing down...
She's gone!!!!!

 

[Inshaffadhil]

Any Man Can Love

A Million Girls

But Only A REAL MAN

Can Love One

Girl In A Million Ways... .

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Friends are like colour pencils, they colour our lives, I may not be your favourite COLOUR , But hope you will need me some where to complete ur picture !

 

[Inshaffadhil]

Check Out 3D Message first time on mobile!!!
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NICE, right?
Tomorrow I'll send you a 4D message!!!

 

[Planthis]

Elaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Inshaffadhil]

I may be busy in the things i do,
but never will i forget an "angel" like you,
so im sending this message to let you know,
you are in my mind more often than you know!!

 

[Xboxer]

Patta