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hello"
"hi honey, this is daddy. is mommy near the phone?"
"no daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with uncle paul."
after a brief pause daddy says "but honey u haven't got an uncle paul!"
"oh yes i do and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now."
breif pause "uh okay then,this is what i want u to do put the phone downon the table, run upstair knock the bedroom door and shout to mommy daddy's car just pulled in the driveway."
"ok daddy just a minute."
a while later the little girl comes back to the phone, "done it daddy."
"what happened honey?"
"well mommy got scared jumped out of bed naked, ran round the room screaming, tripped over and knocked her head on the dresser now she aint moving at all."
"what bout uncle paul?" asked dad.
"he jumped out the window into the swimming pool but i guess he didn't know you emptied the water last week. he hit the bottom and i think he's dead."
really long pause this time.
daddy says, "swimming pool?.. is this 486-5731?"
"no this is 486-5713.."
sorry wrong number..
hello"
"hi honey, this is daddy. is mommy near the phone?"
"no daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with uncle paul."
after a brief pause daddy says "but honey u haven't got an uncle paul!"
"oh yes i do and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now."
breif pause "uh okay then,this is what i want u to do put the phone downon the table, run upstair knock the bedroom door and shout to mommy daddy's car just pulled in the driveway."
"ok daddy just a minute."
a while later the little girl comes back to the phone, "done it daddy."
"what happened honey?"
"well mommy got scared jumped out of bed naked, ran round the room screaming, tripped over and knocked her head on the dresser now she aint moving at all."
"what bout uncle paul?" asked dad.
"he jumped out the window into the swimming pool but i guess he didn't know you emptied the water last week. he hit the bottom and i think he's dead."
really long pause this time.
daddy says, "swimming pool?.. is this 486-5731?"
"no this is 486-5713.."
sorry wrong number..
