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Circumcision is the ancient and currently widespread practice of removing the protective
epidermal shielding from the highly sensitive
naughty bits of an unsuspecting
human with a rusty
Swiss army knife and a dab of after-shave. Unfortunately, this cosmetical
surgical procedure has totally failed to cure the horrific epidemic of teenage
wanking in the
United States, due to the wide availability of affordable lubricants. Circumcision amongst modern
Muslims and
Jews happens to be much more effective in this regard, which in turn leads to increased levels of aggravation and open
warfare.
Circumcision has become so much in demand that an entire industry has popped up for it. Professionals who snip
foreskin for a living (saving them for future arts and crafts projects) are lovingly referred to as
Mohels. Mohels live almost entirely in the USA. They are like vampires, in that both suck the blood of their victims. But more precisely, they are like drunk pedophilic vampires (see
Jeffery Dahmer).
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