Today is my Birthday

[kazzen]

The Qu'ran provides some unexpected plot twists, which keep the book mildly entertaining. For example, Jesus is found out to be a mortal man and not the Son of God after all. God also becomes somewhat schizophrenic and changes his name from Jehovah to Allah for no particular reason. There is a flashback to the Moses story about four times in the book, different every time, with almost no relevance to the rest of the book. Allah also suddenly realises that his love for humans has turned to indifference because they killed Jesus. Allah also arbitrarily decides that he likes the Arabs more than the Jews now (so much for Chosen People, suckers!). He decrees that he really digs pre-Islamic culture as well and supports Arab cultural imperialism. God also tells Mohammed to have Muslim women dress like Space Ghosts, giving them fashion ahead of its time.
In the book's main feature, Gabriel decides to give up-and-coming prophet Mohammed a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to fight Moses for the Prophesising Heavyweight Championship of the World. Alas, Mohammed - dwarfed by the superior miracle-casting spells of his elder - loses and is forced into acknowledging the older prophet's divine worth.
The Qu'ran is divided into suras (chapters), which are arranged from most boring to most exciting, as rated by Abu Siskel and Ibn Ebert. There is also a set of study notes on the Qu'ran, called the Hadith. This book is informally referred to as Mohammed's Believe It or Not!, and contains a variety of useful and remarkable things Mohammed thought up in states of divinely inspired consciousness.
After the completion of the Qu'ran, there were rumours of further sequels — notably the Also'ran, the Seehowthey'ran, and the Bababa-baba-b'ran (the last one risking a lawsuit from the "Beach Boys") — but the rumours were quickly squashed. Some people feel very strongly about wasting so much time reading these books that they have taken to demonstrating in the street and burning copies of any other books they don’t like.
But Allah released the Qur'an II., mainly stating Allah's plan of Muslim Terrorism to have Islam prevail, many Muslims that do terrorism find this book scripture. But some deny Allah's second book and call it a parody.

Soryy.......I Don't know english

 

[gazaly]

thanks for the party. Now go and bow five times and show your @ss to the moon shouting Alla is the only God . No other God. God God

Kawda oyage Guruwaraya?
Teaching wala waraddak man hithanney A'kai mey?
Kazzen ta baninna Eppa kiyanney naha.. but oyage style eken nam baninna hari nahane..

 

[smother]

The Qu'ran provides some unexpected plot twists, which keep the book mildly entertaining. For example, Jesus is found out to be a mortal man and not the Son of God after all. God also becomes somewhat schizophrenic and changes his name from Jehovah to Allah for no particular reason. There is a flashback to the Moses story about four times in the book, different every time, with almost no relevance to the rest of the book. Allah also suddenly realises that his love for humans has turned to indifference because they killed Jesus. Allah also arbitrarily decides that he likes the Arabs more than the Jews now (so much for Chosen People, suckers!). He decrees that he really digs pre-Islamic culture as well and supports Arab cultural imperialism. God also tells Mohammed to have Muslim women dress like Space Ghosts, giving them fashion ahead of its time.
In the book's main feature, Gabriel decides to give up-and-coming prophet Mohammed a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to fight Moses for the Prophesising Heavyweight Championship of the World. Alas, Mohammed - dwarfed by the superior miracle-casting spells of his elder - loses and is forced into acknowledging the older prophet's divine worth.
The Qu'ran is divided into suras (chapters), which are arranged from most boring to most exciting, as rated by Abu Siskel and Ibn Ebert. There is also a set of study notes on the Qu'ran, called the Hadith. This book is informally referred to as Mohammed's Believe It or Not!, and contains a variety of useful and remarkable things Mohammed thought up in states of divinely inspired consciousness.
After the completion of the Qu'ran, there were rumours of further sequels — notably the Also'ran, the Seehowthey'ran, and the Bababa-baba-b'ran (the last one risking a lawsuit from the "Beach Boys") — but the rumours were quickly squashed. Some people feel very strongly about wasting so much time reading these books that they have taken to demonstrating in the street and burning copies of any other books they don’t like.
But Allah released the Qur'an II., mainly stating Allah's plan of Muslim Terrorism to have Islam prevail, many Muslims that do terrorism find this book scripture. But some deny Allah's second book and call it a parody.

muuta owa terenne naa ban..ehen mehen allan dagalanawa...jollyata gahala karuma gewanne api

 

[Matti PuuSa]

Soryy.......I Don't know english

mama dannawa. Pakisthan un sahe unta puk* dena lankawe un Kuran eka withrie ne lewa kanne condom pawichiee karapan. Ubla wage gonnu wedi wela ape rata kaklakinee ratak wenna eseslla.

 

[elaballa]

dinanakota nathi aya ekak paradunama enawa

 

[DJ ASHAN]

 

[1118lakmalkumara]

mutanam Maha puduma amaruwak thiyenne , anika pakko ibdiawath ekka tharahai, mu depaththatama nathi P***A H****K

 

[1118lakmalkumara]

GTRZ Mokada Munawa Ban Karanne Nathe

 

[Planthis]

Ado Kazzige putha...thoge ada B'dy ekada?.....
Fakisthan pin ooraa

 

[Matti PuuSa]

Soryy.......I Don't know english

so do you like my B- Day presents?

 

[cuteoz]

heta mage bday eka.. ekiyanne ada.. 13th December .. happy birthday to you..

 

[anrdeknyke]

I don't wish u a happy birthday
I remeber ur threads ; u insult our motherland
Ada hari sathutu ethi Ape team 1 peradunata ........
makabawiyan...... thawa awa birth day kiyanna......

 

[mahen harshana]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY