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An ape is any member of the Hominoidea superfamily of primates, including humans. Due to its ambiguous nature, the term ape has been deemphasized in favor of Hominoidea as a means of describing taxonomic relationships.

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Most nonhuman ape species ( natta thyena un ) are rare or endangered. The chief threat to most of the endangered species is loss of tropical rainforest habitat, though some ( netta nathie un ) populations are further imperiled by hunting for bushmeat.
 

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Matti PuuSa

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so cute :baffled:

Gorillas (the "L's are silent, hence, "gorias" also pronounced "gorirras") are the big hairy people living in your mom's backyard and are man's closest relatives in the ape family. They are in fact more intelligent that humans but chose not to use their intellect to take over the world, due to their pacifist ideology. They love to throw wild parties in your mom's backyard. In the wild, they are often seen engaged in kitten grappling, nostril dentation, or poop flinging, older gorias are known colloquially as civil engineers.
Female gorias are called snatchsquatches, or sometimes yetis, yaks, james miller, King Kong or yentas. They can be differentiated from male gorias by the iridescent slime trails they leave in the grass. Goria muff hats are all the rage in Delaware and Canada. At the time of this writing, most gorias spend lots of time tugging on each others genitals like they were hot taffy and licking the rancid sweat from their palms at intervals. Boop. One notable gorilla that taught sign language is Koko. When she was younger, she liked watching dirty old man gorillas. Her other hobbies were eating raw chicken and having sex with dead fish. But one fish happened to be alive and it impregnated her. She soon gave bith to three notable celebrities: Ozzy Osbourne, Mr. T, and Mark

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Encarta has arnd 5 mistakes per post where as wiki has only arnd 3. And its free. I guess ppl cant look for everythin. I love wiki it has helped me alot