An elderly couple, Sally and Bert, moved to Texas. Bert always wanted a pair of cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale,
he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”
Sally looked him over. “Nope.”
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed
and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for
the boots. Again he asked Sally, a little louder this time, “Notice
anything different NOW?”
Sally looked up and exclaimed, “Bert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down
yesterday and it’ll be hanging down
again tomorrow!!”
Furious, Bert yelled, “And do you know why
it’s hanging down, Sally?”
“Nope,” she replied.
“It’s hanging down because it’s look-
ing at my new boots!’”
Without changing her expres-
sion, Sally replied, “Shoulda bought a
hat Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.”
he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”
Sally looked him over. “Nope.”
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed
and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for
the boots. Again he asked Sally, a little louder this time, “Notice
anything different NOW?”
Sally looked up and exclaimed, “Bert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down
yesterday and it’ll be hanging down
again tomorrow!!”
Furious, Bert yelled, “And do you know why
it’s hanging down, Sally?”
“Nope,” she replied.
“It’s hanging down because it’s look-
ing at my new boots!’”
Without changing her expres-
sion, Sally replied, “Shoulda bought a
hat Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.”
