A penis is average 6 inches in length.
man fucks average thrice per week.
Numbers of strikes 30 per fuck.
Sex life 20 years.
Women get 6x30x3x52x20=14.4 km of penis.
2
Sweet Poem Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boys do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name.
3
Boy watches his mum and dad having sex
A boy watches his mum and dad having sex he ask, "What are you doing ?"
His dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!"
Boy say, "Do her doggy style I want a puppy.
4
Written on the T-Shirt of a girl
STATUTORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear from outside
5
Luck and Fuck are directly proportional
Luck and Fuck are directly proportional to each other.
When Luck favors, you can Fuck the whole world,
BUT when Luck fails, the whole world begins to Fuck you!
6
Example of Bravery
A spanish Naval captain was walking leisurely on his battleship when a subordinate rushes over to him and says "Sir, an enemy battleship is fast approaching us. We should be ready."
The captain replies coolly "Go. Get my Red shirt." The subordinate rushes over and gets the Shirt for his captain. The captain wears the red shirt.
After some time, the enemy battleship comes in range. Consequently heavy rounds of fire are exchanged between the two battleships. After much effort, the Spanish win.
The subordinate approaches his boss, "Congratulations for the victory sir, but why did you require the red shirt in the first place?"
The captain replies "Because, during the war if I got injured then my blood should not have been seen as I did not want my men to lose hope and to Fight with the same ferocity."
Just then another subordinate rushes over. "Sir, we just spotted another 20 enemy battleships heading in our direction."
The captain replies coolly “Go. Get my yellow trousers.”
7
Nasty Adult SMS
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then, you my friend, will be THE MAN!!
man fucks average thrice per week.
Numbers of strikes 30 per fuck.
Sex life 20 years.
Women get 6x30x3x52x20=14.4 km of penis.
2
Sweet Poem Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boys do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name.
3
Boy watches his mum and dad having sex
A boy watches his mum and dad having sex he ask, "What are you doing ?"
His dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!"
Boy say, "Do her doggy style I want a puppy.
4
Written on the T-Shirt of a girl
STATUTORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear from outside
5
Luck and Fuck are directly proportional
Luck and Fuck are directly proportional to each other.
When Luck favors, you can Fuck the whole world,
BUT when Luck fails, the whole world begins to Fuck you!
6
Example of Bravery
A spanish Naval captain was walking leisurely on his battleship when a subordinate rushes over to him and says "Sir, an enemy battleship is fast approaching us. We should be ready."
The captain replies coolly "Go. Get my Red shirt." The subordinate rushes over and gets the Shirt for his captain. The captain wears the red shirt.
After some time, the enemy battleship comes in range. Consequently heavy rounds of fire are exchanged between the two battleships. After much effort, the Spanish win.
The subordinate approaches his boss, "Congratulations for the victory sir, but why did you require the red shirt in the first place?"
The captain replies "Because, during the war if I got injured then my blood should not have been seen as I did not want my men to lose hope and to Fight with the same ferocity."
Just then another subordinate rushes over. "Sir, we just spotted another 20 enemy battleships heading in our direction."
The captain replies coolly “Go. Get my yellow trousers.”
7
Nasty Adult SMS
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then, you my friend, will be THE MAN!!
