A java programmer in Rajinikanth

[wKani]

A superior java programmer in Rajinikanth!

• Rajinikanth is the super class of all classes in Java (including Object class).
  
  
• Rajnikanth can override a final function/variable.
  
  
• Rajnikanth can serialize static data members of any class.
  
  
• Rajnikanth can serialize transient variables.
  
  
• Rajnikanth can extend interfaces in classes.
  
  
• Rajnikanth can “force” garbage collector to run..and guess what .. GC runs as higher priority thread n starts collecting garbage.
  
  
• Rajnikanth can make a class abstract and final both at same time.
  
  
• Rajnikanth never gets stackOverFlowexception.
  
  
• Rajnikanth never faces any exception (Rather, Java can face RajnikanthException for any exception conditions) (Improved from earlier).
  
  
• Rajnikanth never “try” any code, he directly “catch” the exceptions.
  
  
• Rajnikanth can divide by zero. – (older one)
  
  
• Rajnikanth can run Java byte code on “any” machine (Including but not limited to Java Virtual Machine).
  
  

 

[Ramboo]

wow that is just a great jokes over here on rajnikant,he is mega star and he still doing his good work.

 

[88gee]

ane apita java therenne netho anyway thnx a lot

 

[Diego97]

 

[¤--bACarDi--¤]

thats creative!!!

 

[wKani]

tnx all..

Here are some more:

1. Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
   
   
2. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
   
   
3. Rajinikanth killed the dead sea.
   
   
4. If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
   
   
5. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano
   
   
6. Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
   
   
7. Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
   Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?
   
   
8. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
   
   
9. If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
   
   
10. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
    
    
11. Intel's new tag line.... RAJNIKANT INSIDE!!!!
    
    
12. Rajnikant can answer a missed call.

 

[Banks PLK]

tnx all..

Here are some more:

1. Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
   
   
2. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
   
   
3. Rajinikanth killed the dead sea.
   
   
4. If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
   
   
5. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano
   
   
6. Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
   
   
7. Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
   Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?
   
   
8. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
   
   
9. If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
   
   
10. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
    
    
11. Intel's new tag line.... RAJNIKANT INSIDE!!!!
    
    
12. Rajnikant can answer a missed call.

OH MY GOD DIS SO FUNNY
I WAS LAUGHING LIKE HELL

 

[wKani]

OH MY GOD DIS SO FUNNY
I WAS LAUGHING LIKE HELL

 

[Jolly_Roger]

patta machan.
++Rep added

 

[thuz_d]

 

[wKani]

patta machan.
++Rep added

tnx bro..

 

[heshi32]

pattai...

 

[chamaz]

 

[wKani]

 

[emil]

 

[markchrishantha]

 

[dileepma]

Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back….
That was the last time anyone saw dinosaurs…
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Email ID of Rajnikant- [email protected]
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Paul the Octopus was asked to predict Rajni’s death, Paul died yesterday.
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Breaking News:-
its official now….The missing piece of The Apple logo was eaten by Rajnikanth!!!!
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Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg was hospatilised???? Bcoz Rajnikant poked him on Facebook
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A 22 wheeler Tata Truck Once Crashed 2 Rajnikant.

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….
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Now,
Its Called

Tata Nano!!!!
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Breaking News: Why Japan is hit by Tsunami and Earthquake bcoz………….
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Rajnikant lost his mobile in Japan and it was in Vibrate mode.
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Rajnikanth’s dog house has a sign board on it saying. . . . . . . . . “Beware of Rajnikant!!”
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“Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012..Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty”
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One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play.
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When Rajnikant was studying in 3rd std….some1 stole his rough note….&

Now they call it as ………….Wikipedia
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Once a unknown child came to rajnikants house.
When the boy entered,
rajnikant askd ‘ae kaun’?? umm ?? ummm??

And today that boy is famous and known as ‘AKON’
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Rajni Rajni,
Yes Papa !
Eating Sugar,
No Papa !
Telling Lies,
…No Papa !
Open Ur Mouth,
Yenna Rascalla Mind It !!!

 

[NO_MeRcY]

Fatta ooi rep ++

 

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