Is it wrong to eat pasta

[Flying_Spaghetti_Monster]

Q: Well, one aspect of other religions you do have is a God. Who happens to be made of pasta. Isn't it sorta wrong to eat what He's made of?


A: The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not pasta, but a deity who chooses to represent Himself as pasta. If you like Pasta, go ahead and eat some. He doesn't mind, because the Sharing of the Pasta is a form of worship. Especially the sharing part. Transubstantiation is not part of Pastafarian doctrine. That means when you eat Pasta, you aren't eating Him, but eating Pasta.

 

[ela_eluwal20]

Q: Well, one aspect of other religions you do have is a God. Who happens to be made of pasta. Isn't it sorta wrong to eat what He's made of?


A: The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not pasta, but a deity who chooses to represent Himself as pasta. If you like Pasta, go ahead and eat some. He doesn't mind, because the Sharing of the Pasta is a form of worship. Especially the sharing part. Transubstantiation is not part of Pastafarian doctrine. That means when you eat Pasta, you aren't eating Him, but eating Pasta.

 

[kosandpol]

man, what happy pills are you on ?

 

[AncientGlory]

Q: Well, one aspect of other religions you do have is a God. Who happens to be made of pasta. Isn't it sorta wrong to eat what He's made of?


A: The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not pasta, but a deity who chooses to represent Himself as pasta. If you like Pasta, go ahead and eat some. He doesn't mind, because the Sharing of the Pasta is a form of worship. Especially the sharing part. Transubstantiation is not part of Pastafarian doctrine. That means when you eat Pasta, you aren't eating Him, but eating Pasta.

Wow, I was looking for an answer to this question for a long time. Ramen!!!

 

[twisted]

NO PASTA!! that's like taking a giant stinking crap in his house of worship.

 

[kosandpol]

The Pastafarian belief of Heaven contains a beer volcano and a stripper factory

Hell yeah!
Where do I sign up for that ?

 

[Flying_Spaghetti_Monster]

man, what happy pills are you on ?

I am not a man. I am the creator and the sustainer of heavens and earth, the Flying Spaghetti Monster..Ramen

 

[twisted]

I am not a man. I am the creator and the sustainer of heavens and earth, the Flying Spaghetti Monster..Ramen

no offense but you do look like two balls and a mutilated dick

 

[kosandpol]

no offense but you do look like two balls and a mutilated dick

hence not a man.

 

[Flying_Spaghetti_Monster]

no offense but you do look like two balls and a mutilated dick

two meat balls and noodles..

 

[twisted]

hence not a man.

gods are asexual after all

two meat balls and noodles..

even reading that I felt the divine presence on earth ..

 

[Flying_Spaghetti_Monster]

even reading that I felt the divine presence on earth ..

great!

 

[ex-muslim Ahmed]

I think you have to fart 3 times placing your ass in the direction of arctic pole so that pasta becomes "HALAL" to eat??

 

[Flying_Spaghetti_Monster]

I think you have to fart 3 times placing your ass in the direction of arctic pole so that pasta becomes "HALAL" to eat??

My previous scripture was corrupted. Thats why I needed to send a new messenger, Bobby Henderson. Why are talking about the concepts in a corrupted scripture.