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    Just a little health advice headed into 2011 Q: Exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Yo ur heart is only good for so many beats, and that 's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you...
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    One time there was an army camp in India that just received a new commander. During the new commanders first inspection everything checked out except one thing. There was a camel tied to a tree on the edge of the camp. The commander asked what it was for, one of the soldiers who had been...
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    Two women walked into a department store, stopped at the perfume counter and picked up a sample bottle. One sprayed the perfume on her wrist and smelled it. "That's nice, isn't it?" Sharon said waving her arm under her friend's nose. "Yeah. What's it called?" "Viens a moi." "Viens a moi...
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    An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreign exchange to exchange some Rupees. He handed to the cashier 100,000Rps and after a quick calculation on the calculator, was given $50.45 with a typical "service" smile and "Have a nice day!" The Indian promptly spent this...
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    Two guys are in a strip joint, one is sitting in front of the other. A woman comes on stage and starts stripping. The guy in back says,"Oh yeah, Oh yeah!" Then the first guys turns around and says,"hey man, shut up!" Then two women come out and start stripping. The guy in back, once again...
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    hahahha Loool funny :D I will post some...