Lady in bus :aapka
kuch touch ho raha
hai,
Man: Oh, wo meri salary
hai, pocket me.
Lady: KUTTE TERI
SALARY 5 MINUTE
MEIN 3 GUNA BAD
GAYEE
suhagrat ke baad
pati ne patni se pucha-kal
raat kaisa laga?
patni boli -5% sharm
aayi, 5% dard hua,
10 % maza aaya, or
80% purani yaade taaza ho gayi...