Lady in bus :aapka
kuch touch ho raha
hai,
Man: Oh, wo meri salary
hai, pocket me.
Lady: KUTTE TERI
SALARY 5 MINUTE
MEIN 3 GUNA BAD
GAYEE
suhagrat ke baad
pati ne patni se pucha-kal
raat kaisa laga?
patni boli -5% sharm
aayi, 5% dard hua,
10 % maza aaya, or
80% purani yaade taaza ho gayi.
Excessive Drinks,
sexy babe,
cigarettes are man's
worst enemies..
But remember..
A man who runs away
from his enemies is a
coward...
There is no good or
bad in this world, but
Thinking makes it so..
What people call
"Congestion" in a bus
becomes
"Atmosphere" in a
Disco!
I get all these Cool Messages from http://writemessage.blogspot.com
Kool Site for Kool SMS
kuch touch ho raha
hai,
Man: Oh, wo meri salary
hai, pocket me.
Lady: KUTTE TERI
SALARY 5 MINUTE
MEIN 3 GUNA BAD
GAYEE
suhagrat ke baad
pati ne patni se pucha-kal
raat kaisa laga?
patni boli -5% sharm
aayi, 5% dard hua,
10 % maza aaya, or
80% purani yaade taaza ho gayi.
Excessive Drinks,
sexy babe,
cigarettes are man's
worst enemies..
But remember..
A man who runs away
from his enemies is a
coward...
There is no good or
bad in this world, but
Thinking makes it so..
What people call
"Congestion" in a bus
becomes
"Atmosphere" in a
Disco!
I get all these Cool Messages from http://writemessage.blogspot.com
Kool Site for Kool SMS
