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    Phone Call

    The worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. "How are you, darling?" it said. "What kind of a day are you having?" "Oh, mother," said the housewife, breaking into bitter tears, "I've had such a bad day. The baby won't eat...
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    Grandma's Birth Control Pills

    An 80-year-old woman's doctor finally retired after many years of seeing her. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all her prescriptions. As the young doctor was looking through the medications on the list, his eyes grew wide as he noticed a rather odd prescription...
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    Identity

    Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's mini-van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I...
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    The HR Manager

    One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems...
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    Worst Day Of Life

    There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink . He stays like that for half-hour. Then, this big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: " Come on man...
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    Granny Who Knew Too Much

    In a trial, a small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand. The witness was grand motherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs.Jones, do you know me?" She responded,"Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy and...
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    Cool Bike Design

    :sorry: :sorry: :sorry: :sorry: I GUESS I'M HAVING BAD LUCK WITH DA POSTS.......MY APOLOGIES FOR DA REPOST.........:sorry: :sorry: :sorry: :sorry:
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    What a nation

    :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :sorry: :sorry: :sorry: :sorry: :sorry: :sorry: :sorry: :sorry: I DIDN'T KNEW IT WAS A REPOST, SORRY PEOPLE......... :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :sorry: :sorry: :sorry: :sorry: :sorry: :sorry: :sorry: :sorry:
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    Principles of life

    * Winning isn't everything. But wanting to win is. * You would achieve more, if you don't mind who gets the credit. * When everything else is lost, the future stillremains. * Don't fight too much. Or the enemy would know your art of war . * The only job you start at the top is when...
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    why guyz like galz

    1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder 3. How cute they look when they sleep 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world 6. How...
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    Sri Lankan Monkeys

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    Malee to hit 2000

    Congratulations !!!!! Malee a.k.a. Weda Hamine ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) Ikmanata Gahanna Honde!! :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:
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    The Trainee Pilot

    A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire. The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane was waiting. He...
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    Why I Fired My Secretary

    Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably a present for me. Forget "Happy Birthday", She didn't even say "Good Morning". I thought, "Well, that's wives for you...
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    Future Fireman

    A guy meets a childhood pal. "What are you doing for yourself these days?" "I'm a fireman." "Oh yeah? My 15-year-old kid wants to be a fireman." "Well, if you want some good advice, you've got to install in your house a pole that will go to the basement so your kid can practice, 'cause the...
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    The Farmer & His Chicks

    Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got...
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    Two Ladies in Heaven

    Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I Began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What...
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    Romance Mathematics

    ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS &...
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    Whose MIL is better?

    Wife: Darling, you hate all my relatives. Husband: "No, I don`t hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.
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    Divorced Barbie!

    A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager, "How much is that new Barbie in the window?" The Manager replied, "Which one? We have, 'Barbie...

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