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    A Wife was making a breakfast . . .

    If This is Repost..Srry Wewa..A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more...
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    Dream of the secret . . .

    One day we meet actually.. still can't belive.. how much memories in between us You share my tears you share my happiness Even though I cried be'coz of you You give me hope for lonely life.. You may don't know how much I think you you may don't know how much poems I write be'coz of you.. just...
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    Wish I could tell this to you . . .

    I wish I could tell you how much I love you And when I closed my eyes ill see you When I open my eyes.. I long to see you Even when YOU ARE NOT NEAR ME.. I feel you in everything I’m surrounded by.. Every second every minute.. all the time.. My eyes search only for you.. Call it love.. Madness...
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    Lost an Engine!

    An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, "We have lost an engine, but don`t worry, there are three left. However, instead of 5 hours it will take 7 hours to get to New York." A little later, the pilot announced, "A second engine failed, but...
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    The Meaning of Dreams

    A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?" With certainty in his voice, the man said, "You'll know tonight." That evening the man came home with a...
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    Girlfriend!

    After directory assistance gave Rosy, her boyfriend's new telephone number, she dialed him -- and got a woman. "Is Adam there?" Rosy asked. "He's in the shower," she responded. "Please tell him his girlfriend called," Rosy said and hung up. When he didn't return the call, Rosy dialed again. This...
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    Wrong Number

    Hello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now." ***Brief Pause*** "Uh...
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    Cats

    Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, the fourth was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called to his cat,"Tsquare, do your stuff." Tsquare pranced over to a desk, took...
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    Cat food

    A woman is enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening. "Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He's going to really be ticked if it's not ready on time." When she gets home, she realizes she doesn't have enough time to go to the supermarket, and all she...
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    Tuffey to hit 7000th Post

    Congratz Tuffey Sis 7000 ta Unusum Suba Pathum.........Adama Gahamu Honde........ :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:
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    Milindayu 4000 Posts.........................

    Hey Ma Dear....................... Come on u can do it....................Congratzzzzzzzzzzzz Itz not too Early right.................?:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :D ;)
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    Life...................

    When the Door of Happiness Close... Another Opens.... But......................... Often Times We Look... So Long At The Closed Door.. That We Dnt See the One... Which Has Been Opend For Us......................!:D
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    The Meaning of....................

    H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - H ope O ur L ove L asts A nd N ever D ies. I.T.A.L.Y. - I T rust A nd L ove Y ou. L.I.B.Y.A. - Love I s B eautiful; You A lso. F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships R emain A nd Never C an E nd. C.H.I.N.A. - C ome H ere.. I N eed A ffection. B.U.R.M.A. - B etween U s, R emember M...
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    Is It True.........

    People Meet by Coincidence n Chance... They Spend Sweet Times Together......... Then........ God Parts Them......Not to Make the Story END.... But.................... To See How Much They Need Each Other...................! :) :love:
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    Pirates of the Caribbean 2007

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    Welcome To Elakiri Wolf_tm

    :D :D :D Welcome Ma Bro......................Welcome To Our Elakiri Family.........!Pls Keep Posting...:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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    True Friends Are.........................

    True Friends are Like Mornings................ Cant Have Them for the Whole Day...... But.., Can be Sure They will be There when You Wake up Tomoro......... Day after & 4ever....................!:yes: :love:
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    Feel Alone......................

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    Don't hide your feelings if u don't want to lose someone . . .

    There is a story of a man.. Who always kept his feelings towards his friend. Until the day she got married.. He decided to tell her the truth and.. She felt that it's a good joke for her wedding. There is a story of a man.. Who has never told his wife how much he loves her.. Until the day...
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    Talent Show From Elakiri.com

    HEY GUYS N GALS.......................API TALENT SHOW EKAK KARAMUDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?:D :D :D :D :D :cool: :cool:

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