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Benefits of Masturbation

:lol:
- d-prasanna
- Post #4
- Apr 27, 2011
- Forum: ElaKiri Jokes
Benefits of Masturbation

1. Self Reliance 2. Time Convenience 3. Prevention of Crime 4. Mental Choice of Lady 5. No Risks of AIDS 6. No Special place Requirement 7. No Wastage of Cash 8. Easy to Perform 9. No fear of early ejaculation 10. Guaranteed Satisfaction 11. No Risk of Being Caught:lol:
- d-prasanna
- Thread
- Apr 27, 2011
- Replies: 4
- Forum: ElaKiri Jokes
What comes after 69?

What comes after 69? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MOUTHWASH:D
- d-prasanna
- Thread
- Apr 27, 2011
- Replies: 0
- Forum: ElaKiri Jokes
A woman praying

I pray for: Wisdom, to understand a man. Love, to forgive him and, Patience, for his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death.:eek:
- d-prasanna
- Thread
- Apr 27, 2011
- Replies: 0
- Forum: ElaKiri Jokes
Exams are like girlfriends

Exams are like Girlfriends: - Too many questions - Difficult to understand - More explanation is needed - Result is always fail!:(
- d-prasanna
- Thread
- Apr 27, 2011
- Replies: 6
- Forum: ElaKiri Jokes
Wife is like TV and Girlfriend is like Mobile

:P
- d-prasanna
- Post #10
- Apr 27, 2011
- Forum: ElaKiri Jokes
shopping without panties

:lol:
- d-prasanna
- Post #11
- Apr 27, 2011
- Forum: ElaKiri Jokes
shopping without panties

:)
- d-prasanna
- Post #10
- Apr 27, 2011
- Forum: ElaKiri Jokes
Google Sri Lanka & Google UK...!!!

lol hehe!
- d-prasanna
- Post #3
- Apr 27, 2011
- Forum: ElaKiri Talk!
Meaning of WIFE

Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives. The one guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional." The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids." They then asked the woman, "What are you?" She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash...
- d-prasanna
- Thread
- Apr 27, 2011
- Replies: 2
- Forum: ElaKiri Jokes
Wife is like TV and Girlfriend is like Mobile

At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your MOBILE When you have no money, you sell the TV and when you have got money you change your MOBILE You enjoy TV sometimes, but you play with your MOBILE most of the time. TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the...
- d-prasanna
- Thread
- Apr 26, 2011
- Replies: 13
- Forum: ElaKiri Jokes
What is the similarity between Men and Rats?

Question. What is the similarity between Men and Rats? Answer. Both keep searching for new HOLES.:lol:
- d-prasanna
- Thread
- Apr 26, 2011
- Replies: 0
- Forum: ElaKiri Jokes
shopping without panties

A woman goes shoe-shopping one day. As the salesman is helping her try on shoes he notices she is not wearing panties. He looks at the woman and says, "Man, I'd love to fill that with ice cream and eat it!":sorry: The woman slaps the man and runs home to tell her husband. The husband acts...
- d-prasanna
- Thread
- Apr 26, 2011
- Replies: 15
- Forum: ElaKiri Jokes
Ghost Car

patta oi
- d-prasanna
- Post #6
- Apr 26, 2011
- Forum: ElaKiri Talk!
SystemCare v4.0.0.163 PRO

ammooooooooooooo hoya hoya hitiye..thanks lokkaaaaaaaaaaaa
- d-prasanna
- Post #5
- Apr 26, 2011
- Forum: ElaKiri Help
Eset Nod 32 Usernames & Passwords Needed

http://www.MegaShare.com/3222120
- d-prasanna
- Post #6
- Apr 26, 2011
- Forum: ElaKiri Help
SystemCare v4.0.0.163 PRO

ow appaaaa matath oonaaa
- d-prasanna
- Post #2
- Apr 26, 2011
- Forum: ElaKiri Help
HNB BATMAN

pattai oi
- d-prasanna
- Post #2
- Apr 26, 2011
- Forum: ElaKiri Talk!
ආදරයෙ පරම ඈත්ත

lol lol aththa thama
- d-prasanna
- Post #4
- Apr 26, 2011
- Forum: ElaKiri Talk!
The Cause and Effect

nyamai..thanks
- d-prasanna
- Post #3
- Apr 26, 2011
- Forum: ElaKiri Talk!

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