Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
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A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come you are in big trouble
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Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman?
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A: To ride a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs. To ride a woman you fix your legs and move your ass
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Q: What's common between men and video?
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A: Both go backward... Forward...backward...forward... Stop and eject
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Danno Danithi..........................:yes: :yes: :yes:
Q: What's the difference between a cricketer and a condom?
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A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catches the drop
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[U]qualities to be a perfect woman:[/U]
Beautiful,
Responsible,
Energetic,
Adorable,
Sweet,
Truthful
Self-Organised
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S
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