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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Speeding

    Ramankutty Nair, a middle aged Indian immigrant in Dallas, Texas bought a brand new convertible Porsche. He took off down the road and pushed it up to 160 MPH and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair. "This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed...
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    Mass Effect 2 (2010 | ENG) - RAZOR1911

    Mass Effect 2 (2010 | ENG) - RAZOR1911 Genre: RPG , Action Publisher: Electronic Arts Developer: BioWare Also on: X360 ESRB: M Mass Effect 2 begins in 2183, not long after the events of Mass Effect. While on patrol for geth, the protagonist Commander Shepard's ship, the Normandy...
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    The Making Of "Avatar" HD 720p

    Download http://rapidshare.com/files/335854667/AVTR_-_Making_of_-_Dreamworks_naveen.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/336010483/AVTR_-_Making_of_-_Dreamworks_naveen.part2.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/336010788/AVTR_-_Making_of_-_Dreamworks_naveen.part3.rar It took me 4 hours to upload...
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    Dying husband....

    A wealthy merchant of 84 married a 25-year-old fashion model. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Switzerland but, unfortunately, the old boy suffered a coronary and was hospitalised. When his young wife came to see him, the old man said, "Sweetheart, your future has been taken care of...
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    I have upgreded girlfriend to wife

    What if u upgraded Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 : ) -------------------------------- Dear Tech Support Team: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable...
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    It starts with S and end with X

    Do you know which word starts with S and end with X? Lemme give you a hint: It usually has high amount of activity and also has lot of Up and Down movement.... . . . . . . . . . . Got it??????? . . . . . . . . . . Come on... Think about it!!!!!!!!!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . Just a...
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    Saw.VI (2009) 720p.BluRay.x264-METiS

    Saw.VI.2009.720p.BluRay.x264-METiS pass: tehparadox.com ... single extraction http://netload.in/dateiyQk6uItWSd/SoVI09-ETiS.part20.rar.htm http://netload.in/dateih6uC31XKC2/SoVI09-ETiS.part21.rar.htm http://netload.in/dateiCqvytGm1qU/SoVI09-ETiS.part23.rar.htm...
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    Autobots in SL - Bumblebee spotted @ Vauxhall Street

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    True value of doing business with Bank

    Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an...
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    What a woman says...

    What a woman says... This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and You'll have no clothes to wear if we Don't do laundry right now! What a man hears... Blah blah blah blah blah C'MON! YOU AND I blah blah blah blah! Blah blah blah blah ON...
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    ANGER MANAGEMENT

    Husband to wife: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet bowl. Husband: How does that help? Wife: I use your toothbrush.
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    Why do guys fall in love with girls ?

    Here are a few reasons why guys like girls: 1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder 3. How cute they look when they sleep 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms 5. The way they kiss you and all of a...
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    Fishing

    Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph...
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    Hypnotist

    It was opening night at the Orpheum theater and the Amazing Eileen was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do her stuff. As the Amazing Eileen took to the stage, she announced, ''Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the...
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    BASTARD

    GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD. PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that? GIRL: Well, he kissed me. PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? ( The psychiatrist kissed the girl ) GIRL: ......Yes! PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no...
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    The Nervous Priest

    A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next...
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    Best patient

    Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything...
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    hOw today's kids learn the alphabets

    There were the days when A stood for Apple, the fruit. Now it stands for Apple, the company that makes widely used iPods and Mac. If you have kid these days, they will most probably learn the alphabet this way.
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    My 11K : Why are you Using ElaKiri.com?

    Mamanam EK mulinma aawe game ekakata help ekak illagena.:) Eda indala mata ada wenakan godaak honda yaaluwo hambuna.:yes: Mulinma spam parakuth damma.:P GT aiyata pin sidda wenna ewa nawaththuwa.:lol: Dan nam shape eka threak tikak dagena innawa.:rofl: Mama nam EK log wenne mata aluth dewal...
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    MORTY & SADIE

    Morty arrives home from work and as soon as he sets foot in the house, Sadie is on to him, telling him that their friend Marvin has finally quit smoking. "Imagine that, Morty," she says, "Someone who smoked 3 packs a day for 20 years has stopped smoking all of a sudden. Now that's what I...

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