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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Some Good and bad things

    The most destructive habit...............................Worry The greatest Joy............................................Giving The greatest loss........................Loss of self-respect The most satisfying work.....................Helping others The ugliest personality...
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    Fishing

    Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph...
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    The Marine 2 (2009) 720p.BluRay.x264-BestHD

    The.Marine.2.2009.720p.BluRay.x264-BestHD Links are interchangeable Netload: http://netfolder.in/WYYRk7p/The.Marine.2.2009.720p.BluRay.x264-BestHD Rapidshare: http://rapidshare.com/files/323147530/The.Marine.2.2009.720p.BluRay.x264-BestHD_tehPARADOX.COM.part01.rar...
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    Trading Place

    Charlie was responsible for taking up the offerings at a local church. One Sunday, after the service, the priest counted the money and found there was less than anticipated, given the size of the congregation. He took Charlie aside and questioned him. Charlie said that he did not take any of...
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    BEST THOUGHTS

    BEST THOUGHTS.........who is.. Best Teacher ---- EXPERIENCE ********* Best Book ------- LIFE ********* Best Student -----DILIGENCE ********* Best Lesson ------ PATIENCE ********* Best Friend ------ PRAISE ********* Best Sport ------ DUTY ********* Best Dress -----...
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    ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE

    Dan: Hello. Jane and I aren't here right now but if... Jane: Dan, what are you doing? Dan: I'm leaving a phone message since we aren't here. Jane: But you left the last one -- it's my turn. Dan: No, I'm sure it's my turn. Jane: No, you selfish . It's definitely my turn! Dan: Jane, you...
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    The loyal wife

    There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with...
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    Christmas shopping

    It was nearly Christmas and Judge Judy was in a happy mood. She asked the defendant, "What are you being prosecuted for?" "Doing my Christmas shopping too early," replied the defendant. "That's not a crime," replied Judge Judy. "How early were you doing you Christmas shopping?"...
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    Girls are always incomplete without boys

    WOMAN has MAN in it ******** SHE has HE in it ******** Mrs. Has Mr. In it ******** LADY has LAD in it ******** MISTRESS has MISTER in it ******** MADAM has ADAM in it ******** HOSTESS has HOST in it ******** FEMALE has MALE in it so on the list is unending...
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    MONKEY IN THE PLANE

    Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey. Officer: "When...
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    Work Attitude

    An elderly carpenter was ready to retire. He told his employer-contractor of his plans to leave the house-building business and live a more leisurely life with his wife enjoying his extended family. He would miss the paycheck, but he needed to retire. They could get by. The contractor was...
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    Blood Business

    A Lalloobhai Bihari needed a heart transplant. A lots of blood was required in case of emergency need of his rare type of blood. This blood was nowhere to be found. Finally, a Makhichus Marwari with matching blood came forward from Marwar, for this price-less gift to others and next life...
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    Menna amila_mp kiyana ballage weda

    Yako konda pana nathi weda karanna epa.Real ID eken awith kiyana deyak munatama kiyapan.Anika iwasala hitapan mama umbe gedaratama heta anidda ennam.Mamath inne Negombo thama
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    I got a -Rep for posting a joke thread

    I got a -Rep for posting a joke thread This is the thread which i posted http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?p=6108504#post6108504 Man me thread eka damme joke ekak hindane Meken kiyanne mata joke threads daanna epa kiyalanam mama noda innam. Anika mamath honda Catholic porak.Mata...
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    Taxi Driver

    A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't...
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    Navy man and Army man

    A Navy man and an Army man are driving opposite directions on a curvy mountain road. The army man hits a patch of sand, swerves, and nails the Navy man's truck. They both exit their cars with no injuries, but their vehicles are ruined. Now, the rivalry between Army and Navy is well known, so...
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    Does Management know their Staff?

    On walking into the factory, the Managing Director of the company noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. He approached the young man and calmly said to him, "How much do you earn?" The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such apersonal question, he replied...
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    Circuit and Englishman

    Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti. ENGLISHMAN : What is this? CIRCUIT : Bread India Circuit then opens the box of jalebi. ENGLISHMAN : What is this? CIRCUIT : Sweet India With all the food he...
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    A letter to Bill Gates from santa singh

    Dear Mr. Bill Gates, This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the...
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    King of the jungle

    A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?" The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion! Later, the lion confronts a ox and fiercely bellows, "Who is the mightiest...
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