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    A Police officer saw a car speeding…

    A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway. He started chasing after the speeder. When he got close he's saw it was a blonde woman who was actually knitting while driving. The cop yelled, "Pull over!" The blonde shouted back, "No! It's a sweater!"
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    Another Example, Doc?

    "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track." "What...
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    Learn to Shut up!

    TWENTY DOLLARS On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him...
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    After 50 years

    An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, "You use to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she...
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    CYCLONE

    A cyclone hit a Kansas farmhouse just before dawn one morning. It tore off the roof, and picked up the beds on which the farmer and his wife slept were sleeping. By some miracle, the cyclone set them down unharmed the next county over. The wife was sobbing uncontrollably. "Don't be...
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    Birthday gift

    The wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband: Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to her husband... 'Buy me a surprise for my birthday!' she said. 'Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! And I would prefer a blue one!'...
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    Sardar on the plane

    Santa Singh gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. He has never been on an airplane anywhere and gets excited and tense. As soon as he boards the plane, a Boeing 747, he started jumping in excitement, running from seat to seat and shouting, 'BOEING!BOEING! ! BOEING!!! BO....'. The...
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    men will try everything

    A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo Japan. Realising he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. 'I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically, 'but down the hall from your...
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    Hunting License

    A Sardar went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by a game warden who didn't like Sardars. The game warden ordered the Sardar to show his hunting license, and the Sardar pulled out a...
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    just u decide

    A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well a s she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The doctor told him there is a simple test the he could perform to give the doctor a better idea...
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    Genuine Windows 7 x64

    Guyz today i installed my Genuine copy of Windows 7 and my base score is changed.This is the last one's score when i'm usin Windows 7 x64 RC1. And this is now on Genuine Windows 7 x64.Can anyone expalin diz?
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    Recipe For A Student Cake

    Lift two cups of Obedience, two tablespoons of Discipline and one tablespoon of Punctuality.Set aside. * Beat five eggs of Truthfulness, three cups of sweetness and one cup of Hard work. * Add a pinch of Work Experience. * Knead well with Obedience ,Discipline and Punctuality...
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    Little Johnny the Smart Salesman

    The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Mary led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "my sales approach was to appeal to the...
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    THE OLD MOTOR

    The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child. The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, 'Thisis amazing...
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    dog

    Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four forty four a.m. by his ringing telephone... "Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said an angry voice. Bernard thanked the caller and politely asked his name and number before hanging up. The next...
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    Lucky guy

    A deformed and ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the bartender. "I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks; like in the...
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    Wife's cat

    A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was nearing home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away and try the same thing. As he...
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    Methods of Hiring

    Cognizant Method: Hire a lion... ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do. give him gobi 65 to eat again and again. hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit give them same gobi 65 to eat hire 200 more....... and more ....... TCS method: Hire a lion...
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    If You Ever Feel A Little Bit Stupid

    If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius. ******************** (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I...
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    A DRUNK ON THE BUS

    A drunk gets on a bus. The driver, impatient while the drunk fumbles in his pocket for change, drives off. As the bus starts rolling, the drunk reacts to the sudden movement by stumbling all the way to the back of the bus. The bus stops at the next stop. He reacts by stumbling to the front...

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