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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Amdon

    Little Amdon was sitting in class doing maths problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. Teacher: "Amdon, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one, with your gun how many would be left?" Amdon: "None," replied Amdon, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well...
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    My New Girl friend

    Ain't she's a beauty? Cost me 699.99 pounds;)
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    තොට කොලඹ පේනවද?

    තොට කොලඹ පේනවද?
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    සිද්ධාලේප වෙදමහත්මයාගේ වැඩක්

    සිද්ධාලේප වෙදමහත්මයාගේ වැඩක්
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    Fill in the Blanks.....

    1. BOO_S ? 2. _ _NDOM ?? 3. F_ _ K ?? 4. P_ N_S ?? 5.PU_S_? 6.D_CK 7.A_S 8.B_ _CH 9.WHO_E 10._AY See down Ans: 1.BOOKS 2.RANDOM 3.FORK 4.PANTS 5.PULSE 6.DUCK 7.ABS 8.BEACH 9.WHOLE 10.SAY
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    Darn Kids They know everything

    Mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite." "OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?" "Now really," the...
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    1948 to 2010

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    Shit, I missed

    A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said "Shit, I missed." The good Sister told him to watch his language. On his next swing, he missed...
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    Fight with wifes begins

    When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... ..so, I took her to a gas station..... and that's how the fight started. &#-&#-&# I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told...
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    Shocking revelation of what Fonseka did in U.S

    Shocking revelation of what Fonseka did in U S; Asian Tribune’s timely alerts changed course of events By K T Rajasingham Colombo, 14 February, (Asiantribune.com): A shocking and sensational revelation Asian Tribune learnt that when the then General Sarath Fonseka made an official visit to...
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    Dead Right

    Six retired Jewish Floridian fellows were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyer loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing, but standing up. At the end of the game...
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    It could have been worse

    Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say ''It could have been worse.'' His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side...
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    Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) 720p.BluRay.x264.DTS-HDFRe@KS

    Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) 720p.BluRay.x264.DTS-HDFRe@KS Screenshots: Info: Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) 720p.BluRay.x264.DTS-HDFRe@KS http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1259571/ GENRE ................: Drama/Fantasy/Horror/Romance ViDEO BiTRATE ........: x264 6232Mbps FRAME...
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    /////////////Culinary Art 2010 Pics Collection\\\\\\\\\\\\

    Last sunday I went to Culinary art 2010 exhibition. And i took 257 images. I'll add all of'em in this thread. So if you like this thread Just add me Rep+
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    BALANCE SHEET

    Our Birth is our Opening Balance ! Our Death is our Closing Balance! Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities Our Creative Ideas are our Assets Heart is our Current Asset Soul is our Fixed Asset Brain is our Fixed Deposit Thinking is our Current Account Achievements are our Capital...
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    Black eyes

    The naughty, Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But Dad, it was not my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in...
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    Fonseka to be court marshaled

    General Sarath Fonseka who was arrested late this evening will be Court Marshalled for the military crimes he has committed, Director General of the Media Centre for National Security Lakshman Hullugala told state television a short while ago. Fonseka has been accused of revealing military...
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    SOME LOGICIAL THOUGHTS and STATEMENTS

    Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock. _____ To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. _____ The road to success??.. Is always under construction. _____ Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. _____ In...
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    What's Happenning? GT chk diz bro

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    FONSEKA ARRESTED

    Rtd. General Sarath Fonseka has been arrested by the Sri Lanka Army for committing military offences, Military Spokesman told Ada Derana.

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