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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    The Irish

    A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." The priest said, "Rubbing together is the...
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    මේකෙන් නාලා තියෙනවද?

    මේකෙන් නාලා තියෙනවද?
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    Best Divorce Letter

    Dear Hubby, I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good woman to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. But, these last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week...
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    What is 710...........?

    This doesn't mean all women are stupid when it comes to cars....But there always are (a lot of) exceptions!! Yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked,"What is a...
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    What Men Really Mean

    It's a guy thing." Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "Can I help with dinner?" Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?" "Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." Really means....Absolutely...
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    Lessons in Logic ...

    Lessons in Logic If your father is a poor man, It is your fate but, If your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. *********** I was born intelligent - Education ruined me. *********** Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... So why practice...
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    Connection with God ( Have Fun With Joke )

    A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?" And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond...
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    Daddy's scribbles

    Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, and they give him $50." The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they...
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    HAPPY COUPLE

    Once upon a time a couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret. Editor: "Sir. It's unbelievable. How did you make...
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    A young peasant girl

    A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After 2 months she gave the boss a two-week notice. The boss was quite unhappy to let her go since she was hard working, knew her tasks etc. He called her into his office, "But why?" he asked. "Nothin, I just wanna quit...
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    This Is It 720p BluRay x264-CROSSBOW

    This Is It 720p BluRay x264-CROSSBOW This Is It (2009) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1477715/ Rating: 7.4/10 11,611 votes ViDEO ......: 1280*720 @ 6926 Kbps AUDiO ......: DTS 1509 Kbps SUBTiTLES ..: English RELEASE...:2009-12-23...
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    Help on HD movies

    I need to download HD (Blu-Ray RIP) 720p or 1080p hindi movies. If anyone got a link plz post it here. Thx
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    Confession

    A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet , not realizing that the little boy is in there...
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    Life is Nothing without Friends

    My Mom always told me that we could never measure our wealth by money but by our friends. She would surely be glad to meet you and know how rich I turned out to be! Tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings are sprinkled on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true.. And...
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    This is how we thank our mother !

    When you came into the world, she held you in her arms. You thanked her by wailing like a banshee. When you were 1 year old, she fed you and bathed you. You thanked her by crying all night long. When you were 2 years old, she taught you to walk. You thanked her by running away when she...
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    punishment air force style

    A US Air Force C-141 is scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's pre-flight check, he discovers that the latrine holding tank is still full from the last flight. So a message is sent to the base and an airman who was off duty is called out to take care of...
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    The Phone Call

    The worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. "How are you, darling?" it said. "What kind of a day are you having?" "Oh, mother," said the housewife, breaking into bitter tears, "I've had such a bad day. The baby won't eat...
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    Don't break the elastic

    In April, Maya Angelou was interviewed by Oprah on her 70+ birthday. Oprah asked her what she thought of growing older. And there on television, she said it was 'exciting.' Maya Angelou said this: 'I've learned that no matter what happens or how bad it seems today, life does go on and it...
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    The Boss

    A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says: Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each" So the...
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    How Many Childrens Do you have

    The God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied, "I had three!" God was very Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes! Subhash Chandra Bose was asked the same question. When he replied that he had 10...

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