You can study and get any certificates.. but you cannot get your own death certificate
(......by Dracula).
You may have DIALOG or MOBITEL connection, but when you sneeze, all you say is "HUTCH"
(...... by Mr. Bean).
You can 'bcom' an engineer if you study in an engineering college...
two men sat in a bar drinking. The first one said to the other ,"I
have a hell lot of family problems." The second one said ,"I'll tell
you mine. I married a widow having a young daughter. my father married
my daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my
father's father-in-law...
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and...
Your smile, Your frown, Your eyes
Makes me feel da Love..
You know, who I am
Until the end of my life
Your bright smile, Heals my soul
Forever and ever..
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
After a week in affrica
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
After a week in usa
:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:
After a week in india
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes...
There are no words
to express what i feel for you..
There are no songs
as beautiful as the music
that fills my soul
when i hear your voice..
There are no roses
as lovely as you make me smile..
There are no days
brighter than the days
That i spend with you..
And there could never be words...
Let me be
the sunshine to brighten up your day..
Let me be
the moonlight to drive your darkness away..
Let me be
a flowing river to carry away your sorrows..
Let me be
a rain drop to wash away your tears..
Let me be
your shadow to walk by your side..
Let me be
the key to your loving heart . . ...
There once was a very good old barber in New York.
One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay
the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept
money from you.
I am doing community service." The Florist is happy and leaves the shop.
The...
Dearest Girl:
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since
Monday, the 20th of Dec 2006. With reference to the meeting held between us
on the 20th of Dec 2006 at 1000 hours, I would like to present myself as a
prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on...