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    Some Golden Sayings !!

    You can study and get any certificates.. but you cannot get your own death certificate (......by Dracula). You may have DIALOG or MOBITEL connection, but when you sneeze, all you say is "HUTCH" (...... by Mr. Bean). You can 'bcom' an engineer if you study in an engineering college...
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    Family Problems.. FUNNYYYYYY

    two men sat in a bar drinking. The first one said to the other ,"I have a hell lot of family problems." The second one said ,"I'll tell you mine. I married a widow having a young daughter. my father married my daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law...
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    STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

    BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and...
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    Funny Pictures lolzzz

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Forever and Ever

    Your smile, Your frown, Your eyes Makes me feel da Love.. You know, who I am Until the end of my life Your bright smile, Heals my soul Forever and ever.. :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
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    Shaggy's gonna hit 5000

    Cmon Shaggy... thawa 1i....:yes: :yes: :) :) :) :)
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    New Microsoft messages

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol...
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    Mona lisa's World tour

    After a week in affrica :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: After a week in usa :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: After a week in india :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes...
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    Narror escape from worlds end

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    I Love You...

    There are no words to express what i feel for you.. There are no songs as beautiful as the music that fills my soul when i hear your voice.. There are no roses as lovely as you make me smile.. There are no days brighter than the days That i spend with you.. And there could never be words...
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    Let me be..

    Let me be the sunshine to brighten up your day.. Let me be the moonlight to drive your darkness away.. Let me be a flowing river to carry away your sorrows.. Let me be a rain drop to wash away your tears.. Let me be your shadow to walk by your side.. Let me be the key to your loving heart . . ...
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    Barber ta una wade lolzzzzzz

    There once was a very good old barber in New York. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The...
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    Noviya is going to hit 14000 soon....

    menna ape Noviya 14000th gahanna yanawooooooo. All da best bro.:cool: :cool: keep it up ikmanata gahamu neda.. lolzzzzzz:) :) :) :) :) :)
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    Belive it or not

    :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
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    RAREST PICTURES!!!

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    If u need a soft skin

    Mekanum ithin ElaKiri eke kello tikata hodai....:yes: :yes: :yes: Mokada kiyanne?? Karala balanawada??:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    COOL BUS PAINTINGS

    Kohomada.. Ela wada neda??:cool: :cool: :cool:
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    Where's da 3rd Monkey...

    3 monkeys escaped from the zoo.... One was caught watching TV.... Another playing football... and the third one........:rolleyes: :rolleyes: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...
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    21st century.. All LESS

    21 st Century.... Our communication - Wireless Our dress - Topless Our telephone - Cordless Our cooking - Fireless Our youth - Jobless Our food - Fatless Our labour - Effortless Our conduct - Worthless Our relation - Loveless Our attitude - Careless Our feelings - Heartless...
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    Professional Love Letter

    Dearest Girl: I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Monday, the 20th of Dec 2006. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 20th of Dec 2006 at 1000 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on...

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