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  1. MALIN119

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    14.Dog is truly a man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?
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    13. Equation #1: Study=Don’t Fail Equation #2: Don’t Study=Fail Adding Equation 1&2 Study+Don’t Study=Fail+Don’t Fail Taking Common Study(1+Don’t)=Fail(1+Don’t) Solution: Study=Fail. Hence Proved.
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    12.Lady Secretary: Sir,it's ur wife's call. She wants to kiss U on the phone. Boss: I am busy. U may take the msg & pass it on to me, later. ;-)
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    11.Never kiss a police woman. she 'll say stop and handsup. Never kiss a nurse she 'll say next plz. Always kiss a teacher. She 'll repeat it 10 times
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    10.1 day I read Smoking is Bad, I Stop Smoking!1 day I read Drinking is Bad, I Stop Drinking! 1 day I read Kissing is Bad I Stopped Reading
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    9. Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!
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    8. Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever.
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    7. Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
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    6. One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"
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    5. ><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of Funny Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)
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    4. This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
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    3. what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
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    2. If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
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    1. Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I don"t have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
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    Free SmS :):(:lol::growl::frown::nerd::no::dull::oo::rofl::P:angry::rolleyes::D:shocked::cool:
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    counting game, season 2

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    counting game, season 2

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  18. MALIN119

    Mage aadareta 7 years

    Congratzz BROTHER :) :) :)
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    what is the best motherboard?

    INTEL is the BEST
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    counting game, season 2

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