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    kIdS ............

    Condom Education. A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, "Well, you see that 3 pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night...
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    Little Johnny!!

    Little Johnny - 1 The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today's lesson. "I'll say a letter of the alphabet and you give me a word that starts with that letter. Let's begin. A" All the children raise their hands, but little Johnny was almost coming out of his seat trying to get...
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    Actor In Neck Slash Stage Horror

    An actor portraying a suicide bid accidentally slashed his own throat on-stage following a prop mix-up. Actor In Neck Slash Stage Horror Daniel Hoevels, 30, collapsed with blood pouring from his neck after using a real blade instead of the blunt stage knife. He was...
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    anthr funy ad

    lolzzzzz <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pPXxrdfxrzo&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pPXxrdfxrzo&hl=en&fs=1"...
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    Funny !!!!!!

    Here's one funny ad on tv,,, some of u might hv already seen this,,, anyways chk it out :P <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FY4cpblUC4c&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess"...
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    Some more pics....

    some weird n wonderful pics ....... EnJoY ! :D
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    ~ Physics Jokes ~

    Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees". Question: Upon entering a laboratory, you see an experiment. How do you know which class it...
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    Engineer and the frog

    An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me...
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    anothr awesome joke!

    A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he...
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    lol .. funny joke!!

    Dave Knows Everyone! Dave was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.” Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?” “No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can...
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    Why Parents Have Gray Hair

    Why Parents Have Gray Hair A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and...
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    Funny Signs !!

    chk these out !!!!! :D:rolleyes::P:lol: ~ EnJoY ~
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    The Hypnotist

    The Hypnotist One day in the town hall. The town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist could attract more people. The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist was hired, publicity...
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    JokEs .... JokEs .... JokEs ....

    0 to 200 in 6 seconds Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work...
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    ~ Cartoons ~

    :rofl::rofl::P:lol::lol:
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    ~ SomE FunnY PicS ~

    ~ EnJoY ~ :lol::D
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    LOL cats

    :lol::lol::lol: LOL :D

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