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  1. Sujakshan

    Big Shit Poppin - T.I

    [Chorus] Do it (3x) what u waiting for Do it (3x) what u waiting for Do it (3x) what u waiting for Now Lemme hear you say Big shit poppin, and lil shit stoppin (3x) Ball on these niggas being broke is not an option [REPEAT CHORUS] Do it to the maximum, take it why you asking them? Don�t listen...
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    Because Of You - Ne-Yo

    [Verse 1] Want to but I can't help it I love the way it feels It's got me stuck between my fantasy and what is real I need it when I want it I want it when I don't Tell myself I'd stop everyday, knowing that I won't [Hook #1] I've got a problem and I (don't know what to do about it) Even if I...
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    Baby Don't Go- Fabolous f/ Jermaine Dupri, T-Pain

    [Intro: T-Pain] + (Fabolous) + {J.D.} I try to play cool Actin like what you do don't phase me, don't phase me Meanwhile I'm sittin at home, all alone Tryin to keep myself from goin crazy When I'm in the house, when I think about When I see you out, when I hear about {T-Pain} I want my baby...
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    Amusement Park - 50cent

    [Intro:] 50 Ferrari F-50 [Chorus:] Shorty you ain't gotta take ya panties off just pull em to the side If you wanna ride on the roller coaster baby come on and ride It go up and down and round and round Stand up or get on the floor It's on tonight I know what you like I know just how to break...
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    1st Time-Yung Joc f/ Marques Houston

    [CHORUS X2] It aint nothing like the first time Im tryna tell you i can blow your mind Baby if i touch you here and kiss you there Gonna fall in love shorty, best beware [VERSE ONE] This aint no love song More like a cut song You say your day was long, well tell daddy whats wrong Imma tell you...
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    Poems written to husbands and wifes, very funny....hahahaha Options

    I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack. *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~ God saw me hungry, he created pizza . He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi . He saw me in dark, he...
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    Celebrity real names

    Queen Latifah Real Name: Dana Elaine Owens Nicholas Cage Real Name: Nicholas Kim Coppola Carmen Electra Real Name: Tera Leign Patrick 2pac Real Name: tupac shakur 50 cent Real Name: curtis jackson
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    Ways To Annoy People

    Ways To Annoy people On The Beach Ask everyone you meet, "Hot enough for you?" Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as you can. If you see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!" Every time when you're about to duck under the water, yell, "Down periscope!" Go...
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    New computer viruses

    George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen. The Clinton virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory The Al Gore Virus -...
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    A Blonde Was Trying To Sell Her Old Car

    A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car important easier to sell...
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    The Difference between Love & Like

    In front of the person u love,ur heart beats faster. But in front of the person u like,u get happy. In front of a person u love,winter seems like a spring. But in front of a person u like,winter is just a beautiful winter. If u look into the eyes of the one u love,u blush. But if u look...
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    School photograph

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    Don't Marry a Computer, Software or a Web Engineer !!!

    Husband (returning late from work): Good Evening dear ... I'm now logged in. Wife: Have you brought the groceries ? Husband : Bad command or filename. Wife: But I told you in the morning Husband : Syntax Error. Abort ? Wife: What about my new TV ? Husband : Variable not found ... Wife ...
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    Chinese + English= ...

    Chinese + English= ... Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ? Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this? Caller: I'm Sum Wan .And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent. Operator: I know u are...
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    Top 10 most stupid questions ppl ask

    Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations: 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled...
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    funny animations

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    Karate Class

    Joe was a not too smart kind of guy. Everyday when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money. Finally, Joe decided that it would serve his best interest to walk a different route and then take up some self-defense classes so...
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    Young Golfer

    A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could...
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    Marriage Proposal.

    Marriage Proposal. 25 year old Sinhalease Buddhist girl (Only Child) seeks a handsome man less than 35 years of age. Race, religion, cast is of no concern. She is fair,very loving, a good cook, extreamly fun loving, 5' 6" height, a good dress maker, loves animals. The ideal house wife for any...
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    Sexy Three Sisters

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