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    Marshals of University of Colombo Raped a girl inside the University

    Boorowo... Meka wenakota umbata phone ekaken polliciata call karanna thibba ne? Mada paarak da koheda! Mati haraka! If this has any truth to it then there is no point telling us about this as we can do jack shit! Go and report it to the police and let them handle it.
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    HUMMER - Extreme Edition.

    Hummer H2 CONSUMPTION: Quoted 22 litres/100km Ara kokku dekak thuyenne bowserayak ellaan yanna wenna athi neda ? Machang mekata M.A. Thushara Edirisinghe ge wathura set eka hikara nam CTB bus ona naa.
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    udarata maniketa patakudu deka deka

    Aththa aththa ... jackson la gen berenna bariwey. Habai meka balala ape Ela kiri kattiya adha Japaneta yanna visa polimeda danne na? :lol:
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    udarata maniketa patakudu deka deka

    Naa naa .. Meka Japaane samanyen wena deyak. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oshiya b0A9-oUoMug&hl=en&fs=1 8ScexNfYbBQ&watch_response
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    Anger management

    Husband to wife: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet bowl. Husband: How does that help? Wife: I use your toothbrush. :lol:
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    We Lankans Never say no

    :lol: Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Sompala Pathirana a Sinhalese living in USA. Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA...
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    How machines work

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    Money matters

    :lol: A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a Ruppe coin. Suddenly, the boy starts choking and gasping for breath. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the coin and starts panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue...
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    Udurawana explains speed

    :lol: Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and Udurawana from Sri Lanka University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all of them. INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD? YALE Guy: It is Light, nothing can travel...
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    U700 LCD screen

    I O .. ko wada kaaryo nadhdha?
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    Near My Home....

    ko yako satha? mata num Lasantha W wa penne na me ahase!
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    U700 LCD screen

    Anyone can quote me how much it will cost to replace and LCD for the Samsung U700 ? bohoma isthuthi! :lol::P
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    Two Stories ! What's the tuth?

    dude we all need a shit hole to survive but not the satha ! ;-)
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    NUGEGODA SUPERMARKET FORM ABOVE

    SAARC gollo mehiryen yanda kiyanna, Ethakota paint paark gahaganna puluwang.
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    Beheth horu

    Fake pharmacies swallow bitter pill Nadira Gunatilleke - http://www.dailynews.lk/2008/07/29/news21.asp Two hundred private pharmacies selling expired and banned drugs were nabbed by the special unit of the National Drug Control Authority during a single day countrywide raid. These pharmacies...
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    Podda's mobile phone

    A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, She instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site. After Podda had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a lady that...
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    Indian colours

    To test the English knowledge of three candidates at a job interview, the interview panel conducted a test which required each of the candidate to write a simple sentence using the words green, pink and yellow. Guy from Germany wrote... My sisters room is pink. My Mothers car is green and I...
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    A SL government employee

    A SL government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he dusted it off, a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. "I'd love an ice-cold beer right now," he told the genie. Poof! A beer appeared. Next, the man said, "I wish to be on an island, surrounded by beautiful...
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    udarata maniketa patakudu deka deka

    axwMxUBL_ws&NR
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    You looking at me??

    pora hondha belt ekak nam dagena innawa !

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