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  1. Nasruddin

    What if you were among the dead??

    It is a letter already posted, don't know when it will reach...The way I am going to die and the moment I am going to die won't be changed.. I would take it when it comes, no matter in what form...
  2. Nasruddin

    What a dirty mind you have....

    A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz -Behind my back I've got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?- she asked. -an apple- replied little Raymond -no,- said the teacher - it's a tomato but it shows your thinking.- -I've now got something round, a...
  3. Nasruddin

    WRONG ORDER by the President

    Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Bush on a recent flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders. The President asked for a whisky & soda, which was brought and placed before him. The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like...
  4. Nasruddin

    Our Deepest Sympathy to nrjayasinghe!

    My deepest sympathy....
  5. Nasruddin

    You have an Internet addiction when . . .

    Nothing spececial, I enjoyed it, thought others may feel same, so shared it... Why, do you always post with a point...?
  6. Nasruddin

    What is the difference between boys & girls after a broken relationship

    When a relationship ends, a girl will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled, -All Boys Are Idiots-. Then she will get on with her life. . A boy has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break- up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night...
  7. Nasruddin

    You have an Internet addiction when . . .

    Sorry.. I broke it into sentences..
  8. Nasruddin

    You have an Internet addiction when . . .

    which one fits your life best...
  9. Nasruddin

    You have an Internet addiction when . . .

    You kiss your girlfriend's home page. A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them. All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net...
  10. Nasruddin

    Just came in----Sounds like fun

    LOL.... Thanks..
  11. Nasruddin

    You Might Be A College Student

    If you average 3 hours of sleep a night If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't If you go to MC more than 3 times a week If you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy If you wake up 10 minutes before class If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row --...
  12. Nasruddin

    My Father's wisdom increased astonisingly in 7 years.

    When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. -Mark Twain We fail to see the truth when we are young and we refuce to see the truth...
  13. Nasruddin

    If We have Evolved from a Dumb Monkey type ancestor. How come there are still Monkeys

    Whether Jesus was there or not if you can behave like that when someone hurt you it is a miracle... With a word of insult a normal man goes mad and kill the other... That is why it is a miracle... That brain chemistry is so rare and beyond your imagination.... That is why you brush it away...
  14. Nasruddin

    Just came in----Sounds like fun

    Thank you all...
  15. Nasruddin

    If We have Evolved from a Dumb Monkey type ancestor. How come there are still Monkeys

    Scientists use equipments to understand but Great men like Buddha look into themselves and understand principles one can never learn from outside.. even the followers have to understand them inside..
  16. Nasruddin

    If We have Evolved from a Dumb Monkey type ancestor. How come there are still Monkeys

    As long as you believe, none can argue...
  17. Nasruddin

    If We have Evolved from a Dumb Monkey type ancestor. How come there are still Monkeys

    I think you too deserve the same reply,... The most beautiful and most powerful moment of Jesus' life happened when he was crucified... He was nailed to the cross, there was a crown of thorn on his head... He must have been in so much of pain, but still his love in his heart was not faded a bit...
  18. Nasruddin

    If We have Evolved from a Dumb Monkey type ancestor. How come there are still Monkeys

    Jesus' Love on the Cross I feel sorry for you, Brother.. You have got Jesus from the wrong end... The most beautiful and most powerful moment of Jesus' life happened when he was crucified... He was nailed to the cross, there was a crown of thorn on his head... He must have been in so much of...
  19. Nasruddin

    If We have Evolved from a Dumb Monkey type ancestor. How come there are still Monkeys

    How do we know.. why don't you ask them? They may not be interested..
  20. Nasruddin

    Just came in----Sounds like fun

    I just love Nasruddin and his wit. So I took his name. Hope you all like it. Let me see what happens here before I participate. Thanks. -Nasruddin
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