1. crazyfool

    Find out who/what you were in your previous life...

    http://thebigview.com/pastlife/ It's all jokes, don't take it seriously. :) Here's mine:
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    Badagini...

    34, Jambugasmulla Mawata, Nugegoda. Please send food....dieing... so hurry. :( -crazyfool .
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    Women

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    Please Ban This Member

    Dear Admins, Please consider banning the member with pseudonym "wizkido". He is being a pompous little prick and is annoying the living hell out of elakiri members. I believe this is a good enough premise to ban him. Die dulci fruimini! Thank you, Crazyfool
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    Walking Back... As The Sun Sets....

    ... respect bros... respect
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    Ninda Yane Nathi Katiyate...

    This is for you who find it hard to sleep (like me): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQfNfJSRajA I'm going to sleep... good night. :)
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    OMG LOOK Porn ...

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    Giraffes and Monkeys Thread

    Mokade ane... hame thread ehkema pusoi balloi. Eka nissa mae thread eka post karane "cute" giraffe li, monkeys li.. hair da. One I'll start:
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    Do you use GPRS/WAP and how often?

    Hey there, I'm just curious if ppl use GPRS/WAP and how often. :)
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    What is your current Political View?

    Which one are you? Conservative - people who generally like to uphold current conditions and oppose changes. Conservatives are often referred to as the right wing. Moderate - the middle of the other two, choses one of the others regarding certain situations as you see fit. Liberal - people...
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    Choices in Hell...

    A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in shit up to their necks. The guy says "no, let me see the next room." In the second room, people are standing with shit up to...
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    What would relax me...

    On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off...
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    After Life

    Sid and Irv are business partners. They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife. So Irv dies. Sid doesn't hear from him for about a year, figures there is no afterlife. Then one day he gets a call. It's Irv. "So there is an afterlife! What's it...
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    Suicide

    I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well... are you religious?" He said yes. I said, "Me too! Are you Christian...
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    One Wish

    A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish. He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish." The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible. Some things just...
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    Bitten

    Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I’ll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. "I can’t leave," the doctor says. ‘But here’s what to do. Take...
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    Can you imagine?

    My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine?................ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Two dinners!
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    Snail

    A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says ‘What the hell was that all about?"
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    Confession...

    A Catholic teenager goes to confession, and after confessing to an affair with a girl he is told by the priest that he can't be forgiven unless he reveals who the girl is. "I promised not to tell!" he says. "Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher's daughter?" the preist asks. "No, and I said I...
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    Mugged

    Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.

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