1. Nishantha Withanage

    A English Girl

    A woman goes to England to attend a 2 week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you? The husband laughs and says: An English girl !!! The woman kept...
  2. Nishantha Withanage

    A English Girl

    A woman goes to England to attend a 2 week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you? The husband laughs and says: An English girl !!! The woman kept...
  3. Nishantha Withanage

    I Like Your Thinking

    A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot" The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then...
  4. Nishantha Withanage

    800 Doller"s

    A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands...
  5. Nishantha Withanage

    Nawathama Geetha Kalawa

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ;)
  6. Nishantha Withanage

    Smile

  7. Nishantha Withanage

    Parliment

  8. Nishantha Withanage

    Dream'Z Of Tarzan

    http://www.megaupload.com/?d=50JO7UPW Is This Funny ?
  9. Nishantha Withanage

    Help me

    How can i upload a song to elakiri music plz help:(
  10. Nishantha Withanage

    The Trip of Ministers

    Onna dawasak ministersla 40 withara Trip ekak Yanne set unalu. Me yana athara magadi palu village ekak lagadi bus eka accident wela peralila gihin paddyfield ekakata watunalu. bus eka umbrella powder weladu. Next policiyen awith Farmer gen Mehema ahuwalu. Police - Me halo bus eke...
  11. Nishantha Withanage

    Blade Gilla

    Onna Dawasak Thatha Raula Kapanne Enakota Podi Kollek Thathage Razor eke Blade eka Gilalalu. Thath ikmanata Doctorta call Karala mehema kiuwalu. Father - Hello doctor Aneee mara wade doctor man iwarai doctor:angry: Doctor - Ai Ai mokakda prashne mahathaya mokada wela tiyenne?:confused...
  12. Nishantha Withanage

    Ice Pettiya (Fridge)

    Onna Dawasak Grand mother Kenek Kitchen ekata wela Ice pettiya diha Balagena Innawalu Meka dakapu Gedara Podi Kolla Achchi gen mehema ahanawa. Boy - Mokada achchiye me Ice pettiya diha kanna wage balagana inne aaa? Grand Mother - Naha puthe man me Baluwe Me Ice pettiya athulata...

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