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    Italian Style...

    Maria had just gotten married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you. I'll...
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    6 reasons you should think before you speak (Guys.... JUST READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    > > > > > >FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three > >kids in tow and asked Loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and > >a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. > >My husband didn't say a word...he knew better. > > > > > > >...
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    Tap Dance on acoustic Guitar

    :cool: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kwhkoziV4Q&mode=related&search=
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    Two Ladies in Heaven

    Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a...
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    Why God allows.... (best explanation ever)

    BEST EXPLANATION EVER! > > This is one of the best explanations of why God allows pain and > suffering that I have seen: > A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. > As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. > They talked about so many...
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    Miscommunication

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    Difference between Potentiality and Reality

    Youngest Son: "Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between 'Potentially' and 'reality'?" Dad: "I will show you" Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars"? Wife: "Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity"! Then Dad asks his...
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    Stigmata Lyrics

    specially "my malice" kalangada thiyenne? :D
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    Firewind: A greek metal band which had SL talent

    Firewind: A Greek metal band which had SL talent ^^^ Firewind with Chitral Somapala - Vocals (2004-2005) The band began in 1998 when the young Greek Gus G. decided to record a demo with some close musician friends in the United States. The project was entitled Firewind, and was used as a...
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    30 Reasons why Eminem is bad for music

    Don't know whether the Dr or the Institute is real.........discuss:lol:
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    What are u listening right now?

    Just got bored and made this thread;) I'm listening to: Redneck-Lamb of God
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    A must read - Sinhalese software from microsoft

    Meka aththada danneth na:eek: :lol: JUNNEL XP THE NEW MICROSOFT SINHALESE OPERATING SYSTEM WILL BE > >>AVAILABLE BY > >> >THE END OF THIS YEAR. > >> > > >> >When Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft came to Sri Lanka he had signed an > >> >agreement with the President to release the Sinhalese Version...
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    Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend (Video)

    http://www.mediafire.com/?9f2ab0wbx4b
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    rate the signature above u

    wada patan gamu ehenam:lol: :lol: spam karanna epoo;)
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    Pool tricks!

    Mu nam yakek! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnHsqtWiDOU&mode=related&search=
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    Pool meets Domino

    Check this out:cool: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bgc67rf26I&mode=related&search=
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    Sacrament: Lamb of God

    1. "Walk with Me in Hell" – 5:11 2. "Again We Rise" – 4:30 3. "Redneck" – 3:40 4. "Pathetic" – 4:30 5. "Foot to the Throat" – 3:13 6. "Descending" – 3:34 7. "Blacken the Cursed Sun" – 5:27 8. "Forgotten (Lost Angels)" – 3:05 9. "Requiem" – 4:10 10. "More Time to Kill" –...
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    R u an internet addict?

    well I guess I am. This link might be helpful to figure out:cool: http://www.netaddiction.com/resources/internet_addiction_test.htm accordin to that Im
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    Happy birthday Mr.Mohini

    Happy B'day Lassanka! may ur dreams come true :D :D :D

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