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    good sattelite connection

    machan, wat is the best sattelite connection that i can get, and i do not need hindi channels needs unsencored english movies and fassion tv i hate sensored movies pls help me
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    one free wish

    A family is driving in their car on a holiday. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out an takes the frog and carries him to the side of the road. Frog is grateful, thanks the man, and tells him that he will grant him a wish. Man says...
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    fatta............

    It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and the man noticed the gorilla looking at his wife. "That gorilla is getting excited just looking at your tits," he said. "Why don't you...
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    maara wede

    A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid.", answered the woman. "We don't have a maid!" "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house." "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" "Ummm .... she's upstairs in the...
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    GALLE FORT EKE LONG NONOP WATCH TOWER

    machan, ara galle match eka yana wele nitharama tensports wala kindiyata pennapu kedichcha WATCH eka hadanawalu task eka NAVY ekata baradunnata passe. heta operational wenawalu eka jayawewa ape rata eelanga match eken beragaththata, neththam oya ten sports karako eelanga match ekedith oka...
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    sadness abt marriage

    A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father...
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    learn married life NOW

    With no warning and clear out of the blue, a husband said to his wife, "Honey, I have invited a friend home for supper tonight." His wife replied, "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't have time to go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal...
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    honeymoon

    A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her mother, "so - how was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon...
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    a girl from Italy

    Present For Husband A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?" The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!"...
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    pak 90 aLL OUT

    MEKATH HARI WAGE PAKISTAN WALATA , KULASEKARA 4 WKTS, AJANTHA 3 WICKTS
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    post karanna balanna" BALALA THIYENA HONDAMA ADVERTISMENT " EKA METHANATA

    MACHAN LA BALAL THIYENA HONDAMA ADD EKA METHANATA POST KARANNA BALANNA:dull:
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    menna reality

    http://img200.imageshack.us/i/funnysexconsequences.jpg/
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    revolution between man VS woman

    http://img21.imageshack.us/i/evolutionkills5.jpg/
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    kellanta honda wede

    munge thiyena ahankarakam walata ohomama thama wenna one:rofl: sera wedinam kiyapan machan ayin karannam, http://img243.imageshack.us/i/nude.png/
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    younger son's body of prabha found

    machan meka ada web site ekaka thibbe, first time lu ekata dala thiyenne. http://img89.imageshack.us/gal.php?g=balachandrana.jpg
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    menna thawath wedak

    Men is at the airport. - Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib. - S*x? - Three to five times a week. - No, no... I mean, male or female? - Male, female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. - But isn ´ t that hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style! - Oh dear...
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    Q & A

    Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ A: Because they don't have balls to scratch.
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    mis-interpretaion

    There is this guy and he wants to marry a girl but he is bad at choosing girls so he has a contest. First one to get as many ping pong balls as they can is my wife. The first girl brings back a whole bucket of them. the guy goes good, good. The 2 girl brings back a truck load of ping pong...
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    menna wedak 18+

    Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator. She goes balistic, "You impotent bas*ard! How could you lie to me all these years?" Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, "I'll explain the toy, you...
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    menna prabaha aye ipadila

    :angry: menna prabhage anthimata gaththa picture eka

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