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    Mohothakata awidin yanna...

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    PC (male or female?????)

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    lottery ticket

    A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. Sardar says, “I want my $20 million.” The man replied, “No, Sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 days.”...
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    Apa hamu wunath Nowunath kamak na...

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    Waten eha mal padure..........

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    Nangiii,, ayi api kaluda................

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    How does an scooter run?

    In an interview, Interviewer : How does an scooter run? Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr… Interviewer shouts : Stop it. Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…
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    Are you a foreigner?

    After returning back from a foreign trip, Sardar asked his wife, do I look like a foreigner? Wife : No! Why? Sardar : In London a lady asked me are you a foreigner?
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    Mama punchi wali katayak..

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    Sara sada NUBAI mata...

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    English is dying.......

    1. The Leave Applications as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave." 2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's...
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    Mom..I wanna marry!!!!!!!!!

    A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get Married. His father was happy for him. Cheerfully, he asked his son who the girl was, and the young man told him that it was Samantha a girl from the neighborhood. With a sad face the old man said to his son, "I'm...
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    Yalith hinahennata...

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    Night Club- Wellawatta......

    See how Sri Lanka is in the Night! . . . . . . . Karumeta light giya dawasak !!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ;)
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    Bala imi senehasin...

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    Outside a clinic

    Two Sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. So the other asked,”Why are you crying?” The first one replied, “I came here for blood test.” Second one asked, “So, are you afraid?” First one replied, “No, not that during the blood test they cut my...
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    WHY does a woman want to have a HUSBAND?

    WHY does a woman want to have a HUSBAND? BCOZ (H)ousing (U)nderstanding (S)haring (B)uying (A)nd (N)ever (D)emanding:D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Pronounce....

    Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *...
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    Before and After Marriage...

    Dating process: 6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U. 6 months : Of course I love U. 6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose? ******** Back from Work: 6 weeks : Honey, I'm home. 6 months : BACK!! 6 years : What did your mom cook for us today?? ********...

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