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    Funny question-Answers

    HOW DID THE ELEPHANT PACK HIS CLOTHES? HE PUT IT IN HIS TRUNK! WHAT DO U CALL A MESSY HIPPO? A HIPPOPOTA-MESS! WHAT WOULD U CALL A HUMOROUS KNEE? FUN-NY! NAME A BANK THAT HAS NO MONEY? RIVER BANK! WHY WAS THE MATHS BOOK UPSET? BECAUSE HE HAD A LOT OF PROBLEMS.
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    I need it topoison my husband

    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The...
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    Happy friendship day!!!

    Wish u A Very Happy Friendship Day My All Frnds:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: Illumination A single candle can illuminate an entire room. A true friend lights up an entire lifetime. Thanks for the bright lights of ur friendship. ------------ ---------...
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    School life vs Campus life

    School: 1 colored dress for 100s of days Campus: 100 colored dresses for 100 days School: 2 note books for 1 subject Campus: 1 notebook for all subjects School: white pipe in teacher's hand (chalk) Campus: white pipe in student's hand (cigarette) School: Most frequent letter-Leave...
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    Easy way to undrstand for MBA students

    1 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing 2 You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's...
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    Top Secret

    This z TOP SECRET . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...
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    Sick Leave

    I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was...
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    Are u Enginner? Don't think like this..

    Engineer... An electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a software engineer are riding in a car when the car stalls by the side of the road. The electrical engineer says "Let's strip down the wiring and try to trace where the fault might have occurred." The chemical engineer says "...
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    ABC friend NEW 1

    A-lways be honest B-e there when they need you C-heer them on D-on'T look for their faults E-very chance you get, call F-orgive them G-et together often H-ave faith in them I-nclude them J-ust listen K-now their dreams L-ove them unconditionally M-ake them feel special N-ever forget...
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    Call me Mary

    There was a married couple sleeping and an intruder entered into their house. The intruder put a knife to the neck of the woman and said, “I like to know the names of my victims before I kill them, what is your name?” “My name is Mary,” the woman replied. The intruder said, “You remind me of...
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    An apple

    A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why? An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away...
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    The 8's

    The 8's What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, and 48, 58 and 68? At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 - She tells you a story...
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    ABC....

    STUDENT- Miss, Miss can I please go to the toilet?? TEACHER- Yes as soon as you say the ABC! STUDENT- Ok, ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ TEACHER- Where’s the P?? STUDENT- Running down my leg!!!!!!:lol: :lol: :eek:
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    Interviewss

    Story I E: Do u have a boyfriend? C: I have. E: Is he working Locally? C: No. He is working Overseas. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u ! C: Why? E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because...
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    Do u have a Secretary????...

    WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY??? Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably a present for me. Forget "Happy Birthday", She didn't even say "Good Morning"...
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    My Daughter..My friend...

    My Daughter My Friend From the time that you were born I knew that you would be A Daughter so sweet and loving What a blessing you were to me. The years went by much too fast Together we both grew You a lovely lady And me so proud of you. We laughed and cried, had so much fun The day came when...
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    A veterinary doctor in Srilanka

    Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in Srilanka and said,“Doctor I am on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.” Doctor : I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board. Man : No, Doctor, I have come to you only. Doctor...
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    A frog telephoned

    A frog telephoned the psychic hot line and was told, “you are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you.” The frog said, “That’s great! will I meet her at a party, or what?” “No,” said the psychic, “next term…in her biology class.”:(
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    How I spell it...

    TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”? PAPPU : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER : No, that’s wrong PAPPU : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how “I” spell it!:shocked: ;)
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    Biggest lie

    Two girls were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says,“Why are you arguing?” One girl answers, “We found a ten dollar and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher,”When I was your age I didn’t even...

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