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    Hindi professor

    One evening, a Hindi professor(who can not speak english)goes to the theatre with his wife. There he sees his student Rahul but the student doesn’t see him.The next day in school, STUDENT : Sir, gud morning!:D PROFESSOR : I saw you in the movie thetre with my wife!:) STUDENT ...
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    Belive in 5 things

    :::::Believe in 5 Things::::: There is a place in the HEART where THOUGHTS become WISHES and WISHES become DREAMS. It's a place where anything is possible if we only BELIEVE . There are 5 things to believe in for a happy, successful life: Believe in your FAITH ... Believe in...
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    Ohhhhh My God!!!!!!!

    A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so...
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    Going to the office

    Husband : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Husband : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Wife : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself...
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    I am a proud man

    Santa : I am a proud man, my son is in medical college. Banta : Really, what is he studying. Santa : No, he is not studying. They are studying him.:yes: ;)
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    I am a proud man

    Santa : I am a proud man, my son is in medical college. Banta : Really, what is he studying. Santa : No, he is not studying. They are studying him.:yes: ;)
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    Before i went to bed

    :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: Before I went to bed tonight I just had to let you know, that my love for you is strong and will always to continue to grow. Before I went to bed tonight I thought that you should hear That every moment we spent together, I hold each second...
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    Fill up in capital

    A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up. You know why? Form said: “Fill Up In Capital”.;) ;) :lol:
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    Why r u late?

    One girl comes late to class. Professor : Why r u late? Girl : One boy was following me sir Professor : So,what? Girl : That boy was walking very slowly.:angry:
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    Order! Order!

    Santa Singh was brought to court on charges of drunken driving. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, “Order! Order!” Santa responded immediately, “Thank you , your honour! I’ll have a scotch and soda.”;) :lol: :lol:
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    I'm coming daily..

    A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again. Santa replies, “I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.”:lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Consider as a "god"...

    Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”. Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,“Oh GOD ! U have came again”. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Our dear santa

    Once a Hindu, a Muslim and our dear Santa were standing together. An Englishman came up and asked, “hey guys, what is your favorite flowers?” The Hindu replied, ‘Lotus’ ‘Ha, I clean my shit with that!’ the Englishman jeered The Hindu got angry, the lotus being our national flower The Muslim...
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    International company???

    Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ? Customer : Kumar’s. S.M : Which after shave do y use ? C : Kumar’s. S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ? C : Kumar’s ? S.M : Which shampoo do u use ? C : Kumar’s. S.M : Sir , what is this kumar’s is it an international company ? C : No, he...
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    Countries names with fun

    I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also. F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End. C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection. B.U.R.M.A. - Between Us, Remember Me Always. N.E.P.A.L. - Never Ever Part As Lovers. I.N.D.I.A. - I Nearly Died In Adoration. K.E.N.Y.A. - Keep Everything...
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    Maths fun

    My Dear Love, :love: :love: > >Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. >There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and >spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. > >Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of...
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    Listen the lecture

    A cop stops a drunk man and asks: Where you going? He replies : “I’m going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism.” Cop says : “At night? And who will give a lecture?” My wife and mother-in-law!replies the drunk man.:yes: :D
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    What r u searching for?

    One man was searching for something in his safe for hours. Wife : What are you searching for?:angry: Husband : I give up. I was searching for our marriage papers. Wife : But why?:rolleyes: Husband : I was searching for the expiry dates!!!:shocked:
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    Santa in airport

    Once Santa was coming out of airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo “WAIT SIR“… For which Santa replied “65Kgs” and moved on…:angry:
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    Marathon race

    A Sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to who’re the guys? The bystander : A Marathon race is going on. Sardar : What do they get from that? Bystander : The winner will get a prize Sardar : Then why are the others running?;)

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