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  1. scoobss

    1 for the ladies.!!

    WE MUST UNDERSTAND Differences by each ten years. What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, and 48, 58 and 68? At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to...
  2. scoobss

    Once upon a Time..!!

    *****sry guys.. had to alter sme stuff.. lukd inappropriate..!!
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    Smethin cute..!!

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    Speed test.. try it.!!

    Hope this aint a repost..!! check ur speed n post it here guys n gals.. http://www.speedtest.net/
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    The Lie Detector

    One day Tom's dad bought a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face. Tom returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why are you late from school?". Tom answered, "Dad we had extra classes today". Much to...
  6. scoobss

    Stroke..!! pls read..!

    A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke... totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough. RECOGNIZING A STR OKE...
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    HOLY PARROTS..!!

    A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" That's obscene!" the...
  8. scoobss

    Time to say "Oh Shit...!!!!"

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    Love...Hate....!!!

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    Courage, Confidence & Trust

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    New Boots..!!

    Cowboy Roy always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife "Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him over "Nope." Frustrated, Roy storms off into the...
  12. scoobss

    7 reasons y u shldn't mess with children.

    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher...
  13. scoobss

    A kiss.. for the heart..!!!

    Don't be too good I will miss you. Don't be too caring, I might like you. Don't be too sweet, I might fall for you. It's hard for me to love you when you won't love me after all... Bottomline : A person who makes me love him/her is actually a person who loves me more than I love him/her. If...
  14. scoobss

    Priceless..!!!!

    A guy woke up at home with a huge hangover. He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sat down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in...
  15. scoobss

    Amma Rattaran..!!

  16. scoobss

    Neva close ur eyes b4 kissin.!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm3yQWhwSwc
  17. scoobss

    ystday's airshow..!! (ltte attack)

    http://www.sundaytimes.lk/070429/News/119news.shtml
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    Marraige...!!!!

    1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence). 2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind. 3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters. 4. Marriage is a three-ring...
  19. scoobss

    When cigarettes become too expensive

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    Bird's Eye Views (Dallas, Tx, USA)

    :D

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