An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was yellow and green and orange and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes. The old man just stared at him. The boy said, "What's the matter, old man, haven't...
Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American, one was Russian, and the other was English. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of baggage each. The American decided to take along his wife, the Englishman decided to take along books to learn...
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."They proceed to...
A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide, The pharmacist said, "why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill...
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, andso we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That onething was her younger sister.
My...
Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere. One of the three men says, "I have an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far enough for someone to hear us." So he leans over the basket and yells out...
An Egyptian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Egypt on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Egyptian man...
" New lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with name and hobby.She said, Lets start with the boys first.Boys start giving their intro...First boy: My name is John, and my hobby is to...
Once a man went to a grocery and asked for a packet of margarine. The owner gave one and attened to another custermer.The owner noticed that man was examining the packet and he suddenly asked
"where is the free thing that comes with this?" Then the owner said
"there is nothing free with that...
Some marriages are Great Marriages!
Dont marry the person you want to live with. Marry the person you cannot live without. Eitherway you will reGREAT it !
Great Marriages deamand compromise between the two parties - Husband admits he is wrong and wife agrees.
Why is ones' language always...
Queen Elizabeth, Bush and Chandrika all died and went to hell. Queen
> Elizabeth said: "I miss England, I would be pleased to phone England and
> see how everybody is doing there" So she called and talked for about 5
> minutes. Then she asked: "Well devil, how much do I owe you?"...