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  1. sanjaya

    Funeral Costs

    As the old man lies dying in the bedroom, out in the parlor the family discusses funeral arrangements. Son says, "We'll make a real big thing out of it. We'll have five hundred people. We'll order fifty limos." Daughter says, "Why do you want to waste money like that? We'll have the family and...
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    Internet Joke

    Customer: "I want to download the Internet. Do I need a bigger hard disk?" Download the Internet here :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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    Mental Hospital

    A mental hospital was critically overcrowded. The doctor decides to get all the patients seated in one large room to conduct a test to see how many they discharge that day. At the front of the room the Doctors took some chalk and drew a full size door on a Blackboard and offered an ice cream to...
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    Stop That!

    A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up...
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    No Hands Please!(FOR 18++ only)

    Guys were sitting around a bar talking about things they bet on. A woman down at the end of the bar says, "I bet on things!" The bartender says, "Oh Yeah! What do you bet on?" Woman, "Most anything." Bartender, "Like what for instance?" Woman, "See that wall over there? I bet I can pee...
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    Office Memo

    To: All Employees Dear Staff, It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada sneakers and carrying a Gucci bag we assume that you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage...
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    WWE Chairman Mr. McMahon death !!!!!

    WWE official web site and many of web site say Mr. McMahon death. Relive Monday's limo explosion with a filmstrip, documenting the shocking event frame by frame. Also, check out other content surrounding the presumed death of Mr. McMahon. same Pic: What u think guys this is same fake or it...
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    Doctor Banta!

    A Doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant, "Banta, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all of our patients". "Yes, sir!!!" answers Banta. The doctor goes hunting and returns...
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    WWE.Friday.Night.Smackdown.06.01.07.SDTV.XviD-VNM(4 mirror)

    download link: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
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    Young Golfer

    A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could...
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    WWE.One.Night.Stand.2007

    WWE Champion John Cena def. The Great Khali (Pinfalls Count Anywhere Match) Bobby Lashley def. ECW World Champion Mr. McMahon (Street Fight; new champion) World Heavyweight Champion Edge def. Batista (Steel Cage Match) Candice Michelle def. Melina (Pudding Match) World Tag Team Champions The...
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    Bearded Lover

    A married man was visiting his mistress when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh, James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face." James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she'd kill me!" "Oh, please?" the girlfriend asked again...
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    Good Boy Bad Boy (2007) 1CD DVD *Xclusive* (Direct Download)

    Release Date May 11, 2007 Genre Comedy / Musical / Romance Star Cast Emraan Hashmi...... Raju Tusshar Kapoor...... Raj Isha Sharwani...... Rashmi Tanushree Datta...... Dinky Kabir Sadanand Paresh Rawal Sushmita Mukherjee Anang Desai Rakesh Bedi Prabha Sinha Navni Parihar Nassar Abdulla...
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    What More ?

    :D :D :rolleyes:
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    Java Interview

    Java Interview attended by my friend: Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ? A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres. Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow? A. Send it through courier. Q. Can...
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    Transfering Files (Learn it)****

    Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him. 1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option. 2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC. 3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the...
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    Tara Rum Pum (2007) DVDRrip- Xvid(Direct Download)

    Codec : Xvid 1.1.2 Resolution : 640 x 256 @ 29.970 fps Video Bitrate : 931 Kbps Audio : Dolby AC3 5.1 [Untouched] screen shot: Download link: the movie sound track not much good :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:
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    BNS ALBUMS within A TOP 5 in Universal Music

    check this: http://www.umusicindia.com/ind_hot_albums.php BNS going to TOP :yes: :yes: :yes:
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    hande Magic

    menna Magic Try karala Balanna :yes: :yes: :yes: :shocked:
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    Menna Wadak

    wargaya bokaranne mare gamka ne denne :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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